1 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:29,940 Hello - K! 2 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:31,580 Baba! 3 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:33,939 Where are you? 4 00:01:33,940 --> 00:01:35,100 Here... 5 00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:43,260 Curfew! - What? 6 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:44,660 No idea 7 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,780 I'm on TV! - On TV... 8 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,420 On what channel? 9 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:02,980 I don't know, some strange language written here... 10 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:04,380 ... like on a bottle of Vodka... 11 00:02:04,620 --> 00:02:05,700 Vodka? 12 00:02:06,380 --> 00:02:07,460 My throat's parched... 13 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,980 ... cigarette.. cigarette... 14 00:02:10,620 --> 00:02:11,820 ... you still smoking! 15 00:02:12,220 --> 00:02:13,980 I need a cigarette! - I'll call you later... 16 00:02:14,140 --> 00:02:14,788 K! 17 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:34,380 What the hell is this place? 18 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:01,980 Cigarette!!! 19 00:03:03,180 --> 00:03:04,259 Cigarette!!! 20 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,940 Bloody gibberish spouting bastard!! 21 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:22,820 Opened. 22 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,380 Bastard... 23 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:18,980 Matches... 24 00:06:26,945 --> 00:06:27,899 K... 25 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,260 Open the door K... 26 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:33,860 open up! 27 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:37,379 K... 28 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:39,453 Ya... - K.. open the door... 29 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:41,340 Ya... 30 00:06:46,835 --> 00:06:48,659 K? - You alright? 31 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:50,059 At least say something? 32 00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,221 Ya! Hold on! 33 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,540 Bastard. 34 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:55,980 Witch. 35 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,700 Come out fast. We are expecting guests anytime. 36 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,366 My dream.. What does it mean? 37 00:07:01,486 --> 00:07:04,385 You're soooo!! addicted to nicotine! 38 00:07:04,386 --> 00:07:07,271 You fear the day when you won't get a Cigarette! 39 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,980 But what's that bathtub doing in the middle of the snow! 40 00:07:12,980 --> 00:07:13,820 I don't Know? 41 00:07:14,741 --> 00:07:18,100 Next time try jumping in the bathtub, instead! 42 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,740 It might lead you somewhere else? 43 00:07:29,902 --> 00:07:31,262 The mirror will fall apart K... 44 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:44,340 Why the hell do you smoke in the Bathroom!! 45 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:46,740 Why the hell do you sleep in the bedroom!! 46 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,060 What's wrong now? 47 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:52,929 Nothing... 48 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,900 Went to Siberia again? 49 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:03,580 It's all because of those cigarettes... 50 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,980 You will soon have the visa too... 51 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:11,580 Please.. don't blow smoke in here... 52 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:13,020 Why don't you go get dressed, 53 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:14,540 The guests should be here soon... 54 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,660 Nobody tells me what to do, 55 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:26,380 Nobody tells me what to do, 56 00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:28,097 Nobody tells me... 57 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,420 ... what to do... 58 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,179 When some nut decides to clamber up mount everest... 59 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:12,700 ... the world stands up to cheer him... 60 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,739 What if he's doing it for the first time... 61 00:10:17,740 --> 00:10:19,300 ... his rope could snap... 62 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,460 He could get buried under a mound of snow... 63 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:23,819 The world knows he... he could bloody die... 64 00:10:23,820 --> 00:10:25,420 ... but they still put him on the front page... 65 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,820 Hundreds die in accidents every day... 66 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:29,420 ... but we're still driving!! 67 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,260 Automobiles should be outlawed... 68 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,580 ... petrol should be banned... 69 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:34,620 ... why ban cigarettes alone... 70 00:10:34,980 --> 00:10:36,420 ... because this tiny little innocuous white thing... 71 00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,020 ... can't speak for itself... 72 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,180 Have you ever seen him smoke? 73 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,179 In the kitchen... - The bathroom... 74 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:44,900 The bedroom... - In the bloody bed... 75 00:10:45,420 --> 00:10:47,020 There are more ashtrays in this house than spoons... 76 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,819 That's it... - That's not it? 77 00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:50,220 Even Vikas used to smoke... 78 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:51,659 I made him quit... 79 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,940 ... there's this Shaman doctor baba Bengali... 80 00:10:53,060 --> 00:10:54,500 But that isn't the only reason... - So what else? 81 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:56,660 Religious differences... 82 00:10:57,980 --> 00:10:59,020 He thinks he's God. 83 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,260 I think he's... 84 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,620 Bad! Huh! - Really Bad! 85 00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,020 My brother.. He's Asthmatic! 86 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,300 Not me! 87 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:07,980 I heard he's in a hospital... 88 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,020 They've removed his right lung... 89 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,659 ... it was infected... 90 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:13,020 And K still smokes around everyone... 91 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:14,900 Search me... 92 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,500 My parents divorced six months into their marriage... 93 00:11:19,420 --> 00:11:20,500 You're kidding me... 94 00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:21,860 And then I arrived... 95 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:24,260 ... so they remarried... 96 00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,539 two years into their second marriage... 97 00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,179 ... my dad found out that I was born a year... 98 00:11:28,180 --> 00:11:29,405 ... after the divorce... 99 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:31,820 ... so they divorced again... 100 00:11:32,606 --> 00:11:33,725 That sucks, dude! 101 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,831 So when was your brother born? 102 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:37,180 In the second coming or... 103 00:11:37,517 --> 00:11:38,597 After the second divorce... 104 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,220 So he's not exactly your blood brother? 105 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,579 He is... 106 00:11:42,580 --> 00:11:43,860 How... - See... 107 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,259 They married... 108 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,419 Then divorced... 109 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,540 Then they had you... 110 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:49,860 Married again... 111 00:11:50,180 --> 00:11:51,260 Divorced again... 112 00:11:51,820 --> 00:11:52,899 Then they had him... 113 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,380 ... which means he can't be your real brother... 114 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,180 Have you told him you want to leave him... 115 00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,220 Not yet... 116 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,380 Does he know you want to leave him? 117 00:12:03,980 --> 00:12:05,860 If he was that sensitive... Why would I leave him? 118 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:08,300 Hi... 119 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:10,420 Hi... - Lets go... 120 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,460 Want to smoke, go outside 121 00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:16,978 Its totally wrong. 122 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:20,820 Actually they should bloody close down all the non smoking restaurants. 123 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:23,780 My self R. K. Dhingra, 124 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,500 Rajinder Kumar Dhingra. 125 00:12:25,762 --> 00:12:27,642 You don't talk too much, 126 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,300 You seem to be the thinking type. 127 00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,980 Even I think a lot... 128 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:38,419 Before you came that's what I was doing, thinking... 129 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:39,539 Wondering, why do people need to talk so much? 130 00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,126 - K.. - Abbas! 131 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,380 Hi! What are you doing standing out here? 132 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:45,900 Smoking! Brother! 133 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:48,219 Want one? 134 00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,500 No way - No I won't... 135 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:50,940 Cut the crap man here... 136 00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:52,700 No! No! K! I swear I quit. 137 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,780 Trust me, so should you. 138 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:58,499 Don't be my wife, God knows where you disappear! 139 00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,259 Been ages since I saw you... - Come on, lets share one! 140 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:01,420 No! K! I'm not gonna smoke! 141 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,539 - Come On!! Just a puff!- No! K! No! 142 00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:05,979 - I Don't.. K! - What's wrong. 143 00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:07,539 Take a drag my friend.. Nothing's gonna blow except the smoke... 144 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:09,379 Look sir! Why don't you mind your own business! 145 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,979 Your friend is offering you a drag... 146 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,579 You shouldn't refuse him... 147 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,659 Is he your friend? Who is this guy? 148 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,139 Friendships don't blossom in a single meeting. 149 00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:17,579 My friend.. takes time... 150 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,460 Just shut up. 151 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,140 Sir, it takes ages! 152 00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:22,579 Shut up. Why don't you go somewhere else? 153 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:23,300 Please! 154 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:26,820 Idiot man! - Abbas! 155 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,780 Hi! - Oh! Hi Anjali. 156 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,660 How are you? - Hi! 157 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,099 How are you? - I'm good 158 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,619 Why are you wearing those gloves... 159 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,940 Oh, just like that. 160 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,980 I lost my fingers in an accident. 161 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,219 What! 162 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,419 What nonsense are you talking! 163 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:42,524 Why didn't you tell me? 164 00:13:42,525 --> 00:13:43,739 It's nothing much! Really 165 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:44,859 Oh my God! 166 00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,460 And what's that you've got in your ears? 167 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:47,660 Just... 168 00:13:47,780 --> 00:13:49,860 I've a bit of a hearing problem. 169 00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:51,540 You quit smoking? 170 00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,980 Yeah, I have quit. 171 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,179 Very good. 172 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:57,699 What very good! 173 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,779 He's gonna smoke right now! Here... 174 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:01,100 K stop it! 175 00:14:01,663 --> 00:14:02,260 K! 176 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,260 C'mon, all I'm asking you for is a drag man! One drag! For my sake! 177 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,539 Or she'll hound me to death with it... 178 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,820 K! I have said NO! That's it! I won't smoke. 179 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:08,260 K!! - K! I won't smoke! 180 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,220 K! - Don't force him!!- Stop it!! 181 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:12,740 Go inside! 182 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,340 I said GO in!! 183 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,834 Come now! Quickly! Take a drag... 184 00:14:20,835 --> 00:14:22,619 Otherwise I'll shove it in you! - K! Stop it! 185 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:23,779 K! - Stop it! K! 186 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:27,860 If I say you will! You will! - K! I won't! That's it! 187 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,513 I love my wife! Ok! 188 00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:45,540 What loves your wife got to do with smoking? 189 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:49,780 Sir, if I was in his place I wouldn't push you away like that. 190 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,699 You do what you're doing! 191 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,100 And keep your mouth shut! You Asshole! 192 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:54,260 What'll you do, huh 193 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:56,660 You're mistaken. I'm not that kind of a guy. 194 00:14:56,780 --> 00:14:57,819 You're a big asshole kind of a guy... 195 00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:59,459 Sir.. You.. You... 196 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:01,009 And you talk too much! 197 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:02,194 Sir, You're 198 00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:03,260 Shut up! 199 00:15:03,521 --> 00:15:04,561 Shut up! 200 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:06,420 I know K can be an asshole sometimes 201 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:07,980 Most of the times 202 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:09,260 Yeah 203 00:15:09,940 --> 00:15:11,522 Why do you want to know Anjali? 204 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:12,620 Abbas tell me! 205 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,180 K's not gonna quit! 206 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:20,580 Okay.. If you really want Him to quit smoking then. 207 00:15:22,649 --> 00:15:23,849 Take this... 208 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:26,740 The Laboratory. Their visiting card! - It's a Rehabilitation program. 209 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,420 Okay - They are professionals! 210 00:15:29,660 --> 00:15:31,080 You don't feel the urge at all? 211 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,080 No. Never. 212 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:34,260 Thanks. 213 00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,100 Anjali, I'm actually meeting someone. 214 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,100 I'll go now. - Yeah. Thanks. 215 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,260 Bye. Thanks. 216 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,940 Why don't you quit smoking? 217 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,260 I have quit a hundred times... 218 00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:55,700 That's not what you call quitting... 219 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,059 Then what do you call quitting? 220 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,339 Like my dad and mum quitting on each other? 221 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:03,180 I don't quit! Quitters are those who can't see it through to the end! 222 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,180 What if you start hating it? 223 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:14,080 "Shut up, just shut up.." 224 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:16,920 Anjali... 225 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,440 Yes... 226 00:16:18,991 --> 00:16:19,940 You're asleep? 227 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:21,700 Yes... 228 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,507 Are you still upset... 229 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:26,773 ... turn this side 230 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,740 Not now K... 231 00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:31,900 Come on... 232 00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:34,260 K! 233 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,534 Come on... 234 00:16:46,064 --> 00:16:47,544 - K! - Sorry 235 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:55,700 Can I sleep now... 236 00:16:56,940 --> 00:17:00,220 Okay. Sleep. 237 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:52,663 Hi... 238 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,366 I'm K... 239 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,491 Just K... 240 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:09,620 What's this? 241 00:18:10,651 --> 00:18:13,571 They're taking them to the concentration camp and killing them... 242 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,939 This card... 243 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:16,660 It says Kalkatta carpets... 244 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:18,859 I got that from Abbas... 245 00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,700 ... but you won't need it... 246 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,340 Is it his business card? 247 00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,020 Selling carpets these days.. ? 248 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,080 It's a Rehabilitation program. 249 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,180 People don't have any other better work to do. 250 00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:36,700 They helped Abbas kick the habit... 251 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,660 He taught you to smoke right? 252 00:18:43,780 --> 00:18:45,859 No one taught me to smoke. 253 00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,859 No one taught me anything. 254 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:48,945 I smoke. 255 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,859 And that's it. The first time, Abbas gave me a cigarette, 256 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,820 I took the matches out from my own pocket... 257 00:18:54,940 --> 00:18:56,260 Watch your TV 258 00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:17,520 Anjali... 259 00:19:17,860 --> 00:19:18,680 Yes... 260 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,020 Breakfast? 261 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:22,520 Yes sir... 262 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,220 I am sorry I forgot... 263 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,260 ... what do you want for our anniversary? 264 00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:38,780 Divorce... 265 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,180 I don't have that Kind of a budget... 266 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,139 "When the moon hits your eyes.. " 267 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:54,260 "Like a big piece of fire.. " 268 00:19:55,700 --> 00:19:56,859 "When the world.. " 269 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,100 I am not being childish. 270 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,100 Its not my fault if I look like a girl, 271 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:02,220 I am 28 for god sake... 272 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,379 I have made up my mind... 273 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,360 I will call you later, bye... 274 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:19,940 Inky pinky ponkey. 275 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:23,180 Father had a donkey 276 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:26,620 Donkey died father cried 277 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,740 Inky pinky 278 00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:31,020 Ponkey... 279 00:20:33,340 --> 00:20:34,620 Sorry K... 280 00:20:55,780 --> 00:20:57,900 Take him to some higher altitude... 281 00:20:58,140 --> 00:20:59,219 Get him to do some yoga 282 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,660 Some breathing exercises 283 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:02,060 You smoke too much... 284 00:21:02,940 --> 00:21:04,900 It's not good for your brother. 285 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,620 Anyways its your choice 286 00:21:07,049 --> 00:21:08,257 I'll save you the lecture 287 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:09,500 Good... 288 00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,860 Why do you always wear these dark glasses 289 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,860 Why do you always wear those hearing aids? 290 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,380 There's this company. 291 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,619 Agency 292 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:22,045 Rehabilitation program... 293 00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:27,219 The Laboratory! 294 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,820 Hey! You're aware then... 295 00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,260 I wasn't aware... 296 00:21:30,515 --> 00:21:32,114 remember we used to smoke together... 297 00:21:32,115 --> 00:21:33,500 And you quit after your defining deafness... 298 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:36,260 Why don't you try it... 299 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,140 It's a 100% smoke proof program 300 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:40,100 Cigarette.. alcohol... 301 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,699 allergies, addictions, itches, ringworms, weaknesses, 302 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,100 Baba Bengali has a cure for them all... 303 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,459 Just go check it out... 304 00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:46,940 ... after that it's up to you... 305 00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,379 I'll think about it... 306 00:21:48,380 --> 00:21:50,605 Don't think, just tell me I will take an appointment for you... 307 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:53,260 When can I take my brother? 308 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,420 Not yet... 309 00:21:54,540 --> 00:21:55,580 Then when? 310 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:59,859 When everything's alright 311 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:01,180 Will you go? - To where? 312 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,273 To the Laboratory. 313 00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:10,140 Do inform me, just call... 314 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,500 Call me... - And do tell me 315 00:22:12,620 --> 00:22:14,139 If you want to go to The Laboratory... 316 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,260 Please call... 317 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:16,420 Thank you... 318 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:17,820 Please... 319 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,620 Good morning, sir. 320 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:46,260 Will you please stop smoking? 321 00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:57,900 Take the stairs 322 00:22:58,438 --> 00:22:59,429 What! 323 00:23:02,376 --> 00:23:03,398 Thank you. 324 00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:05,419 Stupid... 325 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:06,860 Idiot... 326 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,260 Morning sir... 327 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:14,780 Good morning, sir. 328 00:23:15,140 --> 00:23:16,180 One minute... 329 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,260 Where's Annie? 330 00:23:18,540 --> 00:23:20,820 She'd called in to say that she won't be coming to work today... 331 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,139 "Take me away from here.. " 332 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,860 "I am a fool to be in love with you.. " 333 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:34,340 "You fill my lungs with the pails of your smoke.. " 334 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,740 "A victim of your.. " 335 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,780 "Don't you forget.. " 336 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,260 ".. It's just a cigarette.. " 337 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:50,220 "Oh, it's just a cigarette.. " 338 00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:51,940 Anjali... 339 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:56,180 Anjali... 340 00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:12,059 Hello... 341 00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:13,260 Where are you? 342 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,493 Home... 343 00:24:15,494 --> 00:24:16,592 You are not home... 344 00:24:16,593 --> 00:24:17,674 ... where are you? 345 00:24:17,675 --> 00:24:18,779 I'm at home 346 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:19,940 My Home! 347 00:24:20,074 --> 00:24:21,634 Your home is where I am... 348 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:24,780 That's your home K... 349 00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:27,100 Do what you want, smoke your cigarettes, burn the mattresses... 350 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:28,260 ... turn the whole damn house into one big ashtray... 351 00:24:28,380 --> 00:24:29,460 ... do whatever the fuck you want there... 352 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:30,620 You're leaving me... 353 00:24:30,795 --> 00:24:31,834 I've left you... 354 00:24:31,835 --> 00:24:32,900 How can you leave me... 355 00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:34,140 Nobody leaves me 356 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,380 I am nobody K... 357 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:39,260 ... that's why I've left you. 358 00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,820 Just a sec! - Excuse me. 359 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,940 Don't you crave for it whenever someone lights up? 360 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:04,740 No K! just check it out for once man! 361 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,340 Even I'd gone to just see the place! 362 00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:07,889 Came out kicking the habit 363 00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:09,194 Do I have to take an appointment? 364 00:25:09,195 --> 00:25:10,880 Tell me.. I'll take an appointment for you... 365 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,359 When do you want to go? 366 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,464 Right now. 367 00:25:13,465 --> 00:25:14,539 Right now? 368 00:25:14,540 --> 00:25:15,616 To treat. 369 00:25:15,940 --> 00:25:17,180 Great! You know the place... 370 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,380 I have the card 371 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:19,991 K! 372 00:25:20,540 --> 00:25:21,835 You're doing the right thing ok... 373 00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:24,020 I'll inform them right away, Bye. 374 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:35,859 Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory. How can I help you? 375 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:37,620 Listen this is Abbas Tyrewala speaking... 376 00:25:37,793 --> 00:25:38,993 I want to send you another patient 377 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,180 Abbas what? 378 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:41,779 Tyrewala - Yes sir... 379 00:25:41,780 --> 00:25:43,459 His name is... 380 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:46,980 ... but before that, what about my finger? 381 00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:49,140 Well.. I guess you haven't read your contract properly... 382 00:25:49,634 --> 00:25:52,514 ... as soon as your referred patient signs his contract... 383 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,354 ... you'll get your cut-back 384 00:25:54,355 --> 00:25:55,739 No.. No.. No.. its ok 385 00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:57,059 Write down your tracking number 386 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,340 Please hold for a minute... 387 00:25:58,460 --> 00:25:59,540 Hey waiter! Come here!... 388 00:26:11,555 --> 00:26:12,594 Take the Call. 389 00:26:12,595 --> 00:26:13,660 He's going! 390 00:26:16,315 --> 00:26:17,354 Hello! 391 00:26:17,355 --> 00:26:18,580 I'm going to quit... 392 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,180 I swear... 393 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,780 Please come back... 394 00:26:24,288 --> 00:26:25,260 Come back. 395 00:26:25,457 --> 00:26:26,777 I'm trying really hard... 396 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:28,538 Hmm... - What Hmmmm... 397 00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,180 Hmmmm okay... 398 00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:31,915 You're coming? - Are you going? 399 00:26:32,115 --> 00:26:33,154 I'm going 400 00:26:33,155 --> 00:26:34,120 Then I'm coming 401 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,180 Thanks... 402 00:27:14,344 --> 00:27:15,210 No change 403 00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:16,754 Don't worry. I've change 404 00:27:16,755 --> 00:27:19,060 So - Keep it. You are going to need it... 405 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:32,913 Where is the laboratory? 406 00:28:33,158 --> 00:28:34,438 There. 407 00:29:21,273 --> 00:29:22,100 Hey uncle 408 00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:31,620 You sell oil? Carpets? 409 00:29:32,660 --> 00:29:33,780 Where's The Laboratory? 410 00:29:42,802 --> 00:29:44,122 Wonderful. 411 00:30:17,496 --> 00:30:18,335 What? 412 00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,695 What you are looking for. 413 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:23,241 Down there? 414 00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:27,459 If you don't want to go, I'll shut it. 415 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:28,660 One second. 416 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:55,619 Where's this Laboratory? 417 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:56,740 Below... 418 00:31:05,700 --> 00:31:07,219 Ma'am! Where's the Laboratory? 419 00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:08,340 Down there... 420 00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:09,620 Thank you. 421 00:31:19,860 --> 00:31:20,900 Where's the Laboratory? 422 00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,060 Down There 423 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:25,060 Is there another level below it or does it ends here? 424 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:26,500 Go down further... 425 00:31:27,460 --> 00:31:28,940 Why couldn't they get the bloody elevators... 426 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,117 Hey. 427 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:52,659 This way or that way... 428 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:53,585 That way. 429 00:32:11,077 --> 00:32:12,877 Where's this Laboratory? 430 00:32:13,585 --> 00:32:14,354 Welcome 431 00:32:14,355 --> 00:32:15,700 No! - The Laboratory? 432 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,340 Mr. Abbas must have sent you! 433 00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,180 Mind blowing! 434 00:32:22,822 --> 00:32:23,648 Follow me 435 00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:38,620 Come 436 00:33:03,260 --> 00:33:04,340 Who were those people? 437 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:06,940 Hello! I'm asking you? 438 00:33:07,545 --> 00:33:08,545 Greetings 439 00:33:09,209 --> 00:33:10,449 Guruji sits there. 440 00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:13,180 Guruji might be sitting there but who were those people staring at me? 441 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,420 Nothing is made on one level here? 442 00:33:20,382 --> 00:33:21,382 Greetings! 443 00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:25,418 Please come. 444 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,160 Have a Seat... 445 00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:47,460 What's going on inside? 446 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,940 Sit 447 00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,620 Who's this Guruji? 448 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:01,714 Shri! Shri! Shri! 449 00:34:01,715 --> 00:34:03,339 Greater than the Great... Baba Bengali! 450 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:04,499 From Sialdah! 451 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:06,260 He is coming!! - You please wait!! 452 00:34:29,794 --> 00:34:30,714 Prologue please... 453 00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:32,760 I.. my name is K... 454 00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:34,820 And you feel the need to relinquish the cigarette... 455 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:35,860 Yes... 456 00:34:36,257 --> 00:34:37,257 Consider it done... 457 00:34:38,340 --> 00:34:39,540 Actually just came to check it out... 458 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:43,179 Whoever steps in here not only stubs his addiction... 459 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:45,205 ... but completely buries it my son... 460 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,580 ... cigarettes, bidis, paan, tobacco... 461 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,780 Baba Bengali can cure you of them all. 462 00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:53,420 How do you make them quit 463 00:34:54,105 --> 00:34:55,265 Point a gun to the head! 464 00:35:07,020 --> 00:35:10,659 Bandits and Kidnappers need weapons, 465 00:35:10,660 --> 00:35:11,680 I don't. 466 00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,400 Chaurasiya! - Yes, sir? 467 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:16,660 Didn't you show the noble man our contract... 468 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,280 Not yet... 469 00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:22,660 Standing here won't make you any taller! 470 00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:24,499 Please! Show him the contract. 471 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,700 Yes, sir. 472 00:35:37,420 --> 00:35:38,499 Do I have to read all this? 473 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:39,560 Yes! 474 00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:41,234 If Hindi is going to be a problem. 475 00:35:41,235 --> 00:35:42,580 We have the same in English too. 476 00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,500 Guide for dummies! 477 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,160 It's rather thick! 478 00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:50,179 If you feel the compulsion to read an abridged version 479 00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:52,205 ... we have that too! Our very own... 480 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:53,980 Pocket Edition 481 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,700 Please show him... - Okay. 482 00:36:04,180 --> 00:36:05,220 Please read... 483 00:36:13,195 --> 00:36:14,474 I hereby agree to do whatever 484 00:36:14,475 --> 00:36:17,500 I am asked to do in order to successfully quit smoking... 485 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:20,460 I am getting into this program knowingly exactly the risk my smoking 486 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,659 ... will pose to me and my family. Thanks. 487 00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:23,845 K! 488 00:36:23,980 --> 00:36:27,820 Meaning you'll do exactly as we tell you to do. 489 00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:29,739 But what will you tell me to do? 490 00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:32,860 First you'll have to sign. Then I'll let you know! 491 00:36:32,980 --> 00:36:34,520 What if I sign these papers... 492 00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:36,600 ... and you put a gun on me.. then. 493 00:36:37,075 --> 00:36:40,234 Sir!! Kindly sign it. 494 00:36:40,235 --> 00:36:42,180 Why do you want to invite trouble? 495 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:44,180 And what if I don't? 496 00:36:55,740 --> 00:36:58,660 Hey! What's happening? 497 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,160 Leave me! 498 00:37:03,882 --> 00:37:04,920 Leave me! 499 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:07,695 What are you doing! 500 00:37:07,835 --> 00:37:08,620 Leave! 501 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:09,820 Leave me! 502 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:14,140 Where are you taking me? 503 00:37:14,260 --> 00:37:15,620 Leave me! 504 00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:17,180 Let me go. 505 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:18,419 Let me go... 506 00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:20,239 Hey fatso.. I am talking to you... 507 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,619 Leave me! 508 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:23,180 What're you doing? 509 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:26,700 Let me go... 510 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:28,540 You don't know who I am... 511 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:29,900 Leave me! 512 00:37:30,020 --> 00:37:32,520 Hey! Let me go... 513 00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:51,499 Welcome to the first stage of 514 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:57,340 ... our Quit Smoking Programme... 515 00:37:58,117 --> 00:37:58,900 K 516 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,060 Wake up... 517 00:38:04,944 --> 00:38:06,070 Wake up my son... 518 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:15,820 In this lab... 519 00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:18,167 ... its our responsibility... 520 00:38:19,435 --> 00:38:26,234 ... that your habit of smoking, which is making you irresponsible... 521 00:38:26,235 --> 00:38:28,820 ... finish that off completely. 522 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:34,180 If we fail to deliver... 523 00:38:34,915 --> 00:38:37,354 ... and are unsuccessful in treating you, 524 00:38:37,355 --> 00:38:39,379 ... then we have no option left, 525 00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:41,340 ... but to send you down the road no sane person would walk on... 526 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,779 Would anybody like? 527 00:38:42,780 --> 00:38:43,900 No... 528 00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:49,619 Because my son, soul-full the body is divine.. soul-less its dead 529 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,860 The end... 530 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:53,198 Soul... 531 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:55,383 The inner soul... 532 00:38:55,384 --> 00:38:58,780 ... is often frivolous, debauch, indulgent... 533 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:03,700 but with a strong mind you can control it... 534 00:39:03,915 --> 00:39:06,794 ... but if you are inherently weak then my son... 535 00:39:06,795 --> 00:39:12,320 ... the wandering soul has to be released, let go... 536 00:39:13,235 --> 00:39:15,874 The soul is pure, 537 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,180 When life comes into being... 538 00:39:18,915 --> 00:39:22,874 ... then slowly, bit by bit it starts to erode... 539 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:24,779 ... the body corrupts it, by indulging it... 540 00:39:24,780 --> 00:39:29,245 ...and to rebuild that lost eroded soul is why I have been appointed... 541 00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:32,740 By whom? 542 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:35,300 By The Greater than the Greatest! 543 00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,080 Gurudev Baba Bengali! 544 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:41,899 But! 545 00:39:41,900 --> 00:39:43,160 Don't Argue!! 546 00:39:44,395 --> 00:39:46,594 Democracy is up above the ground you walk on! You die on! 547 00:39:46,595 --> 00:39:48,900 You can "butt" into anything with your but's, up there... 548 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,194 But here you have descended from your material hell... 549 00:39:51,195 --> 00:39:52,367 ...into my lower depths... 550 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:55,586 Here my spoken word is the gospel of the gods... 551 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,520 Now that you've signed on the contract... 552 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,883 ... would you care to repeat the honours... 553 00:40:20,435 --> 00:40:21,594 This is my cheque book! 554 00:40:21,595 --> 00:40:22,600 Yes sir. 555 00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,040 21 lakhs 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10! 556 00:40:27,540 --> 00:40:29,260 Fees for your own treatment! 557 00:40:29,515 --> 00:40:30,514 2.1 million. 558 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:33,259 21 lakhs 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10 559 00:40:33,260 --> 00:40:34,540 And an additional one rupee... 560 00:40:34,755 --> 00:40:35,795 which is my fee 561 00:40:35,915 --> 00:40:37,795 But that we take in cash 562 00:40:37,915 --> 00:40:39,994 The fees for making me quit smoking is 21 LAKH! 563 00:40:39,995 --> 00:40:42,979 21 lakhs 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10 564 00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:45,100 It's back-breaking work, you know. 565 00:40:47,491 --> 00:40:48,810 You think I'm crazy? 566 00:40:48,811 --> 00:40:50,404 You think I earn my money only to dole it out as charity 567 00:40:50,405 --> 00:40:51,020 21 Lakh! 568 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:53,819 Repeating it again and again won't make it 20... 569 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:55,540 ... it will stay 21 only... 570 00:40:55,867 --> 00:40:56,874 If a poor man comes to you for help... 571 00:40:56,875 --> 00:40:58,434 ... you charge him 21 lakhs too? 572 00:40:58,435 --> 00:41:00,940 The "Poor" qualifies for a government subsidy 573 00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:04,460 This is robbery, you understand! 574 00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:08,340 See, my fee is just a measly buck 575 00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:09,980 That too a token of your appreciation 576 00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:13,340 I haven't started this business for money. 577 00:41:13,460 --> 00:41:15,540 Its all for charity 578 00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:16,825 And just you watch! 579 00:41:16,826 --> 00:41:19,940 The money you've parted with will be utilized in your own treatment 580 00:41:20,555 --> 00:41:22,874 Do you know that how much of your money... 581 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:25,560 ... you've squandered away due to this bloody habit... 582 00:41:27,820 --> 00:41:29,060 Yes.. my lord... 583 00:41:37,513 --> 00:41:38,553 K... 584 00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:42,140 K! 585 00:41:44,180 --> 00:41:45,260 K! 586 00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,260 Here it is. K. 587 00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:57,540 Touch of violence please! 588 00:41:57,660 --> 00:41:58,700 Ok my lord... 589 00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:03,019 The first time 590 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,339 Abbas stuck a cigarette between 591 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,979 ... your fingers just so you could look at it 592 00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:07,900 you procured the matches from your own pocket... 593 00:42:08,475 --> 00:42:10,754 ... a matchbox back then set you back by 50 paise... 594 00:42:10,755 --> 00:42:13,099 ... all the gas you burnt up commuting to and from the cigarette shop... 595 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,019 ... the mouth freshener that you purchased 596 00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:16,780 ... to hide the stench from your father... 597 00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,099 ... then you graduated to pot... 598 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,019 ... and once after smoking some spurious weed 599 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:22,965 ... you nearly went up in smoke yourself! 600 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,459 A mere visit to the hospital cost you 601 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:28,739 ... 1,50,000 to aspirate the sludge from your stomach... 602 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:31,099 ... every ashtray... matchbox, lighter, bidi... 603 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,259 ... and those fat ones 604 00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:33,979 Cigars. Every wheeze, sputter and cough caused by smoking... 605 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,419 ... every spoonful of glycodine, phensydyl 606 00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,339 ... every pill strepsil, Erithromycin, Augmentin... 607 00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:41,074 ... every illness brought on by this habit of yours... 608 00:42:41,075 --> 00:42:43,900 ... all those occasions when... 609 00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:45,899 ... your partner requested you to butt your cigarette out... 610 00:42:45,900 --> 00:42:49,019 ... but you suspended the meeting and strode out to finish your smoke... 611 00:42:49,020 --> 00:42:51,020 ... the losses you incurred because of that! 612 00:42:51,180 --> 00:42:52,259 Your wife's illness. 613 00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:53,419 You bear a thirty percent stake in your brother's asthma trouble... 614 00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:54,979 ... a silk Chinese tie estimated at forty thousand burnt... 615 00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:56,899 ... mattresses set afire on four disparate occasions... 616 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:59,140 ... all because of a lit cigarette 617 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:02,460 Now excluding the millions in losses... 618 00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:06,409 ... you have spent a total of... 619 00:43:06,410 --> 00:43:09,634 43 lakhs 88 thousand... 620 00:43:09,635 --> 00:43:12,940 5 hundered 56 rupees and 75 paise. 621 00:43:14,140 --> 00:43:16,979 If you don't step on the brakes now you'll be spending 622 00:43:16,980 --> 00:43:18,885 ... as much more in the next seven years 623 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:22,619 To help you shake off the yoke of this burden... 624 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:25,494 ... the treatment is in your hands 625 00:43:27,060 --> 00:43:28,154 Give him a pen 626 00:43:28,155 --> 00:43:29,260 Yes sir 627 00:43:31,860 --> 00:43:35,500 43 lakh or 21 lakh. 628 00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:40,940 And what if I don't sign it? 629 00:43:41,900 --> 00:43:45,020 If you don't do it now then you have to do it later 630 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:48,500 What if I don't do it? 631 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:51,979 Answer to your what is a complicated process 632 00:43:51,980 --> 00:43:54,845 ... my son.. you can't expect me to be prompt. 633 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:01,259 I am going 634 00:44:01,260 --> 00:44:02,381 Guruji... 635 00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:05,739 But you have signed a contract 636 00:44:05,740 --> 00:44:07,579 I haven't! You forced me to! 637 00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,060 Do you know who I am? 638 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:12,780 Why K? Where K? That I don't know. 639 00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:16,700 But who K! That I surely do know! 640 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,340 I am going. 641 00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:24,420 Your wish, I treat patient's and not torment them. 642 00:44:26,940 --> 00:44:28,960 What's the way out from here? 643 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:30,860 That's why I keep repeating son, 644 00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:32,659 Sign on it and... 645 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:35,345 All the doors will open up for you. 646 00:44:36,060 --> 00:44:40,100 Otherwise I will be forced to do what I don't want to do. 647 00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:44,019 The only problem with such a quick second trip to that black hole is... 648 00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:45,605 ... you may not last the third. 649 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,000 That's why just sign for now 650 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:52,940 You can stop payment later 651 00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:40,060 Did you sign? 652 00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:43,500 Give him a pen, please! 653 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:59,180 Now my one rupee please which I take in cash?... 654 00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,660 Don't have it 655 00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:02,140 Ok. 656 00:46:02,337 --> 00:46:03,417 Next time. 657 00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:05,260 Does it look like I'm coming back? 658 00:46:05,460 --> 00:46:06,682 It's good if you don't come! 659 00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:08,980 But son, everyone comes back. 660 00:46:09,980 --> 00:46:13,420 In my experience each one returns... 661 00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:16,000 Unfortunately smoking is such a pathetic habit... 662 00:46:16,820 --> 00:46:18,600 Now come over here... 663 00:46:19,340 --> 00:46:20,180 You come here! 664 00:46:21,353 --> 00:46:22,872 Come on son. 665 00:46:22,873 --> 00:46:26,019 Your treatment has begun. Come 666 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:27,579 And if I don't? 667 00:46:27,580 --> 00:46:28,860 If you don't come? 668 00:46:29,460 --> 00:46:31,180 Then how will you go? 669 00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:41,699 From this moment onwards you will not smoke... 670 00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:42,676 Not even going to touch it... 671 00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:46,171 And if you do? 672 00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:49,619 then for the first one that you light... 673 00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:51,499 ... we'll have your brother... 674 00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,965 ... pay us a little visit from his hospital bed... 675 00:46:53,118 --> 00:46:54,358 ... do you know what this is ? 676 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:58,260 Once upon a time lived a man called Hitler... 677 00:46:59,020 --> 00:47:01,660 He had a teeny weenie moustache like that Charlie of Chaplin... 678 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,179 See that. 679 00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,259 My good friend, 680 00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:06,565 Hitler 681 00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,339 This was his stroke of genius 682 00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:10,100 the Gas Chamber 683 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:13,900 And the lady there, she is your doctor's mother... 684 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,620 ... and the smoke... 685 00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,180 ... its the cigarette smoke... 686 00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:22,579 ...all the thousands of cigarettes... 687 00:47:22,580 --> 00:47:25,979 ...you must have smoked up until now all that smoke in this... 688 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:29,325 ...little room for your brother to breathe in for all of five minutes. 689 00:47:30,860 --> 00:47:33,620 Enough to make the healthiest of lungs burst... 690 00:47:33,733 --> 00:47:36,691 ... and I believe your brother is just one lung-ed. 691 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:44,220 And if your resolve still doesn't hold up and you light up again! 692 00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:49,074 Please sir, just listen to me, I swear 693 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:51,420 I swear to god almighty I'll never 694 00:47:59,020 --> 00:48:01,340 He scripts with just one finger now 695 00:48:01,660 --> 00:48:04,740 Salam Namaste, M.B.B.S. 696 00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:08,900 Listen Maqbool, I am there for you. 697 00:48:09,020 --> 00:48:11,499 And if you light a third one... 698 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,979 ... son before you smoke it make sure... 699 00:48:12,980 --> 00:48:16,965 ... you take one last long loving look at your wife... 700 00:48:17,940 --> 00:48:21,340 ... because in all likelihood you'll never see her again... 701 00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:26,129 ... and if your itch drives you to light up a fourth time then... 702 00:48:26,900 --> 00:48:29,779 ... it's the gas chamber for your brother... 703 00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:31,499 ... if he survives the last onslaught... 704 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:34,645 ... and if he doesn't then your mother... 705 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:40,180 remember to give her a warm farewell hug before you light that one... 706 00:48:41,832 --> 00:48:43,074 ... and despite all of the above if... 707 00:48:43,075 --> 00:48:44,863 ... you still intend to be as obstinate as a mule. 708 00:48:45,260 --> 00:48:47,019 Then the mightiest of kings have been rendered helpless... 709 00:48:47,020 --> 00:48:48,605 ... before the stubbornness of a child. 710 00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:52,740 Smoke the fifth with all the lungpower you've got. 711 00:48:53,354 --> 00:48:54,863 No one will get in the way 712 00:48:55,757 --> 00:48:57,117 No! Nope! 713 00:48:57,660 --> 00:48:58,740 Nobody will stop you 714 00:49:00,140 --> 00:49:07,220 Because son Soul-Full, the body is divine.. Soul- Less, its dead. 715 00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:10,780 You can go to the police station 716 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,019 You can try to fight us. 717 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:15,980 You can do whatever you want to... 718 00:49:16,140 --> 00:49:18,340 ... but you can't smoke. Have fun... 719 00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:21,113 Time to go 720 00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:23,180 Let's go 721 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,834 You're absolutely insane. 722 00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:33,260 I didn't come here to sign any contract 723 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:37,019 I don't want to quit smoking 724 00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:38,260 What will you do? 725 00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:40,140 You can't do this to me! 726 00:49:40,315 --> 00:49:41,634 Come with me 727 00:49:41,635 --> 00:49:42,739 Where? 728 00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:43,980 You can't do this to me 729 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:45,140 Let's go 730 00:49:45,260 --> 00:49:46,659 Go where? - Who are you? 731 00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:48,179 What's your name? 732 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,339 This is illegal! 733 00:49:49,340 --> 00:49:51,019 I can complain about you 734 00:49:51,020 --> 00:49:52,179 I don't want to quit smoking! 735 00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:53,260 What will you do? 736 00:49:53,540 --> 00:49:55,560 If you don't want to come along, can I leave? 737 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,534 Why are you wearing a veil? 738 00:49:57,755 --> 00:49:59,900 Show me your face! 739 00:50:14,660 --> 00:50:15,820 Look... 740 00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:29,060 Water 741 00:50:37,277 --> 00:50:38,757 It's time for my prayer 742 00:50:39,310 --> 00:50:40,950 Have to shut the shop 743 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:43,821 Your carpets loaded onto your car. 744 00:50:44,460 --> 00:50:45,380 Here's the bill. 745 00:53:08,785 --> 00:53:09,339 Hello 746 00:53:09,340 --> 00:53:10,477 I went there... 747 00:53:10,606 --> 00:53:12,166 Where? - The Laboratory 748 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,380 I saw what they did to your mother 749 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:20,019 Why didn't you tell me? 750 00:53:20,020 --> 00:53:22,419 How will they know if I smoke 751 00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:24,100 Please K. Don't do that. 752 00:53:24,260 --> 00:53:26,620 Whatever you do. Don't do that. 753 00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:28,220 How the hell will they know? 754 00:53:28,926 --> 00:53:31,339 How can one watch you 24 hours a day... 755 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:34,566 If you don't want to watch your family die before you do, one by one. 756 00:53:34,740 --> 00:53:35,899 Don't touch the damn thing. 757 00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:37,676 Just listen to me, don't touch it. 758 00:53:37,677 --> 00:53:39,580 I won't just touch it I'll frigging suck on one. 759 00:53:39,740 --> 00:53:41,140 What if I go to the police? 760 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,180 Ok! Tell me... 761 00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:48,660 Did someone take an appointment for you to go to the Laboratory 762 00:53:49,115 --> 00:53:50,154 Yeah 763 00:53:50,155 --> 00:53:52,074 I had told you I'll take the appointment for you!! 764 00:53:52,075 --> 00:53:53,179 Had told you!! 765 00:53:53,180 --> 00:53:54,979 I'll get the appointment for you!! 766 00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:56,173 My mother... 767 00:54:02,649 --> 00:54:04,254 My mum here she.. . 768 00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:07,060 I think you're losing it, doctor. 769 00:54:07,180 --> 00:54:08,260 My mother... 770 00:54:09,180 --> 00:54:18,980 "Blow it up.. " 771 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:21,080 "Blow it up.. " 772 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:27,020 "Blow it up.. " 773 00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:38,700 "Blow it up.. " 774 00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:53,540 "Blow it up.. " 775 00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:59,060 "Blow your age up.. " 776 00:54:59,220 --> 00:55:03,100 "Blow it up in air.. " 777 00:55:03,260 --> 00:55:06,079 "Throw the garment made with breaths.. " 778 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:15,140 "Blow it up.. " 779 00:55:15,260 --> 00:55:18,140 "Blow it up.. " 780 00:56:07,580 --> 00:56:09,060 Didn't I tell you not to do it! 781 00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:12,840 You'll be fine by tomorrow 782 00:56:14,740 --> 00:56:16,900 Well, you should be fine by tomorrow... 783 00:56:21,780 --> 00:56:23,560 I've had this lighter for the last two months 784 00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:25,580 I had a match. 785 00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:27,160 The ship matches... 786 00:56:27,580 --> 00:56:28,820 ... and that too on a ship! 787 00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:31,940 They slapped me with Prevention Of Terrorism Act. Served eight months. 788 00:56:59,060 --> 00:57:00,200 What's your name? 789 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:09,860 Boss! 790 00:57:11,100 --> 00:57:12,460 What's your name? 791 00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:13,620 Ram. 792 00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:26,259 Bring the carpet to the office 793 00:57:26,260 --> 00:57:28,100 Morning sir - Good morning 794 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,740 Ram and Shyam. 795 00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:36,260 I've never seen you before 796 00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:39,020 I've been Working here for the last two months sir 797 00:57:47,315 --> 00:57:48,394 Where's the driver? 798 00:57:48,395 --> 00:57:50,060 - Sir, he want to the toilet - What? - Toilet sir! 799 00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:53,180 Send him up? - Right away, sir. 800 00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:58,939 Why do you have shades on? 801 00:57:58,940 --> 00:58:00,540 Conjunctivitis. 802 00:58:00,660 --> 00:58:01,801 Take them off 803 00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,459 Where the hell is that driver? 804 00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:15,900 Can't find him 805 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:18,100 Will check again and send him up 806 00:58:22,740 --> 00:58:24,019 Do you have a brother? 807 00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:26,140 We are nine siblings 808 00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:28,540 Except for my sister and myself the rest are back home in my village 809 00:58:28,660 --> 00:58:30,419 Call the bloody driver! 810 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:31,699 Sir what has happened? 811 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:33,860 What? - Have I done something wrong? 812 00:58:35,020 --> 00:58:36,219 Send the driver upstairs! 813 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:37,620 Sir! 814 00:58:38,180 --> 00:58:39,259 And you also come with him 815 00:58:39,260 --> 00:58:40,420 Yes sir 816 00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:15,060 ... Balram. 817 00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:32,338 Is this a joke? 818 00:59:33,270 --> 00:59:34,051 What? 819 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:38,220 Why're you tailing me? 820 00:59:38,738 --> 00:59:39,858 Tailing, Sir? 821 00:59:41,980 --> 00:59:43,460 What's with the shades then? 822 00:59:43,944 --> 00:59:44,925 Take them off 823 00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,579 Baba Bengali has sent you! Hasn't he? 824 00:59:48,580 --> 00:59:50,580 Baba Bengali? - Who's that? 825 00:59:50,940 --> 00:59:52,179 Look here 826 00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:55,540 I don't like playing the stupid game you're playing... 827 00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:56,939 I don't dig this merry-go-round of yours one bit 828 00:59:56,940 --> 00:59:59,580 But what did I do! I've just come here for a job 829 01:00:00,020 --> 01:00:01,860 Sir! Any problems? 830 01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:04,940 Who's this man? 831 01:00:05,633 --> 01:00:06,582 Ok. Who are you? 832 01:00:07,035 --> 01:00:08,474 I came here for an interview... 833 01:00:08,475 --> 01:00:10,160 ... got a call from your office 834 01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:13,179 I was supposed to meet some Mr. 835 01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:15,260 Some A.. B... 836 01:00:15,380 --> 01:00:16,440 Some alphabet... 837 01:00:31,723 --> 01:00:32,659 Sir 838 01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:34,459 What have you got in your ears? 839 01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:35,700 Hearing aids 840 01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:40,460 You seem stressed... 841 01:00:43,940 --> 01:00:45,340 I'm going crazy 842 01:00:50,537 --> 01:00:51,426 Oh poor baby! 843 01:01:02,497 --> 01:01:04,057 I'll find it! 844 01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:07,940 Find it Sir. 845 01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:10,700 Phone... 846 01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:13,900 I have to take it 847 01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:16,620 - Hello - Hello 848 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,129 What the hell did you get me into? 849 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,395 You had called? 850 01:01:21,613 --> 01:01:23,340 You knew. Rascal. 851 01:01:23,475 --> 01:01:25,474 You lost your fingers, sent me to lose mine... 852 01:01:25,475 --> 01:01:27,860 ... what the HELL do you think you're doing! 853 01:01:28,848 --> 01:01:29,794 What's so funny? 854 01:01:29,795 --> 01:01:31,900 Nothing buddy! 855 01:01:32,195 --> 01:01:33,474 I just did 856 01:01:33,475 --> 01:01:35,220 What they told me to? 857 01:01:35,607 --> 01:01:36,767 What did they tell you to do? 858 01:01:36,973 --> 01:01:37,994 Laugh? 859 01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:40,220 K!.. K!.. Buddy stop it! 860 01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:41,579 I can't talk 861 01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:43,129 My friend... 862 01:01:43,130 --> 01:01:44,474 And you shouldn't talk either... 863 01:01:44,475 --> 01:01:46,499 That Shri Shri Shri whatever Baba Bengali 864 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,419 He's a crazed lunatic and 865 01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:49,579 he's capable of anything 866 01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:51,019 You'll pay hell for this! 867 01:01:51,020 --> 01:01:53,220 I won't let it go so easy! 868 01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:56,074 K! What happened? 869 01:01:56,075 --> 01:01:57,180 Sorry. K! 870 01:01:57,649 --> 01:01:58,489 You alright? 871 01:01:59,180 --> 01:02:00,660 K - I'm fine! 872 01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:04,099 Those were the days my friend... 873 01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:05,900 ... when we could smoke whatever, wherever... 874 01:02:07,114 --> 01:02:08,074 Hmmm... 875 01:02:09,362 --> 01:02:11,282 And you took mine away, you bastard... 876 01:02:17,595 --> 01:02:20,714 Remember that day we were smoking in... 877 01:02:20,715 --> 01:02:23,659 ... my dad's bathroom and he found us... 878 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:26,500 "Those were the days, my friend. 879 01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:30,219 " We thought they'd never end." 880 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:35,459 "Sing and dance forever and today." 881 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:40,500 "We had a life to choose, we thought we would never lose" 882 01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:45,980 Abbas! 883 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:47,860 What are you doing in there? Open up! 884 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,340 Abbas! Open the door! 885 01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:54,180 Abbas!! 886 01:02:54,712 --> 01:02:56,004 Abbas!! Open the door! 887 01:02:57,798 --> 01:02:59,038 Abbas! Open the door! 888 01:03:01,020 --> 01:03:02,140 What's he doing? 889 01:03:03,198 --> 01:03:04,438 Abbas!! 890 01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:10,440 What were you doing? 891 01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:12,020 Nothing Dad 892 01:03:18,180 --> 01:03:19,380 Look son 893 01:03:21,860 --> 01:03:25,019 I know you boys are growing up 894 01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:27,085 You are curious... 895 01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:29,340 ... son.. but you know... 896 01:03:29,980 --> 01:03:31,260 Sex is something... 897 01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:35,140 Aah.. between a man and a woman 898 01:03:35,260 --> 01:03:36,420 But uncle! 899 01:03:36,540 --> 01:03:37,539 You shut up! 900 01:03:37,540 --> 01:03:38,885 We were smoking, dad! 901 01:03:44,660 --> 01:03:45,740 You were smoking? 902 01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:48,420 I knew it 903 01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:51,540 I knew my son could do no wrong. 904 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:52,979 And my son's friend too! 905 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:54,300 Come 906 01:03:57,696 --> 01:03:59,176 Those were the days, man! 907 01:03:59,915 --> 01:04:01,354 Great times! 908 01:04:01,355 --> 01:04:02,620 No one to stop you! 909 01:04:04,380 --> 01:04:06,000 I'm starting to feel sorry for you... 910 01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:07,520 What? 911 01:04:12,074 --> 01:04:13,301 Just look at yourself... 912 01:04:14,491 --> 01:04:15,751 The Abbas then and the Abbas now... 913 01:04:18,521 --> 01:04:20,061 You are like a flat tyre. 914 01:04:22,140 --> 01:04:23,619 You've changed post marriage... 915 01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:27,300 "Stranger.. " 916 01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:34,180 "Stranger.. " 917 01:04:34,300 --> 01:04:35,620 I'm going to smoke... 918 01:04:36,820 --> 01:04:37,860 What? 919 01:04:38,020 --> 01:04:39,260 Come what may... 920 01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:41,819 K, have you lost it? 921 01:04:41,820 --> 01:04:43,859 Let's see what can he do... 922 01:04:43,860 --> 01:04:45,220 K!!! 923 01:04:45,340 --> 01:04:46,620 Just watch me! 924 01:04:46,980 --> 01:04:48,540 I'm gonna smoke... 925 01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:53,380 K!! - K!! 926 01:04:55,180 --> 01:04:56,420 Don't do it K. 927 01:05:02,460 --> 01:05:04,099 Annie! - What are you doing? 928 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,339 On the net 929 01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:06,580 Was about to sleep... 930 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,900 You have my e-banking password, right? 931 01:05:09,289 --> 01:05:10,769 Yes - Log in 932 01:05:13,980 --> 01:05:15,580 I had issued a cheque today 933 01:05:16,180 --> 01:05:18,020 Rs.21,11,110 934 01:05:18,460 --> 01:05:19,740 It has cleared 935 01:05:20,081 --> 01:05:21,040 In a day! 936 01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:22,701 It's showing a withdrawl 937 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:24,220 What happened, Sir? 938 01:05:24,340 --> 01:05:25,380 Goodnight. 939 01:06:13,835 --> 01:06:15,794 Where are you going, Sir? 940 01:06:15,795 --> 01:06:17,100 I don't have a clue. 941 01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:19,033 Why are you going, Sir? 942 01:06:23,818 --> 01:06:25,017 Do you smoke after sex? 943 01:06:25,018 --> 01:06:26,243 Oh shit... 944 01:06:28,515 --> 01:06:30,154 I'm sorry. I never looked. 945 01:06:30,155 --> 01:06:31,380 Do you smoke? 946 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:34,020 I sweat! 947 01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:37,660 Book me on every flight that goes from here to wherever it goes 948 01:06:37,780 --> 01:06:40,260 From every destination to every destination. 949 01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:41,460 Am I clear? 950 01:06:44,340 --> 01:06:45,659 What do I do with the other tickets? 951 01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:47,180 Throw them! - Okay! 952 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:48,379 Thrown them! 953 01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:50,200 Like from here to here. 954 01:06:50,571 --> 01:06:51,930 And if there are any flights from those ... 955 01:06:51,931 --> 01:06:53,316 ... destinations to further destinations book... 956 01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:54,740 ... me on all of those too... 957 01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:57,979 From every destination to every destination 958 01:06:57,980 --> 01:07:00,260 All separate tickets from a destination... 959 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,020 ... in separate boxes packed separately! 960 01:07:02,540 --> 01:07:04,779 For example all the tickets from here... 961 01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:07,340 ... go in this box labeled as... 962 01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:17,819 And there should be a man there waiting for me with the box... 963 01:07:17,820 --> 01:07:19,205 Am I clear, Annie? 964 01:07:19,595 --> 01:07:20,754 Meaning? 965 01:07:20,755 --> 01:07:22,739 I mean that if I don't have a clue where I'm headed... 966 01:07:22,740 --> 01:07:24,845 ... there's no way in hell that descendant of Hitler would? 967 01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:55,500 "Kalkatta Carpets" 968 01:09:09,540 --> 01:09:11,260 I forbade you, didn't I? 969 01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,860 Where is my brother? 970 01:09:14,940 --> 01:09:16,160 Let him go! 971 01:09:18,660 --> 01:09:19,840 Let him go... 972 01:09:20,955 --> 01:09:22,154 Look at me... 973 01:09:22,155 --> 01:09:23,660 Let him go... 974 01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,560 Or else... 975 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,100 Hey fatso.. move aside... 976 01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:30,700 Hey! 977 01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:32,700 What are you doing? 978 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:35,939 Leave my brother... 979 01:09:35,940 --> 01:09:37,780 Let him go... 980 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:40,100 I don't want to go in there! 981 01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:42,180 Please listen to me! 982 01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:43,859 I don't want to go in there, dude! 983 01:09:43,860 --> 01:09:46,180 Please.. Leave me! 984 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:48,300 Leave ! - Leave me! - Leave ! 985 01:10:01,420 --> 01:10:03,300 Your brother is still breathing... 986 01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:13,520 Let him go 987 01:10:13,700 --> 01:10:15,360 You've got to pay for that... 988 01:10:17,322 --> 01:10:18,362 What price? 989 01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:25,722 21 Lakh!! 990 01:10:25,723 --> 01:10:28,620 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10! 991 01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:30,098 Again! 992 01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:31,540 Penalty 993 01:10:31,926 --> 01:10:32,779 What is was that? 994 01:10:32,780 --> 01:10:33,769 Punishment 995 01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:52,160 And what about my Brother? 996 01:10:52,700 --> 01:10:53,620 Hello! 997 01:11:01,066 --> 01:11:01,954 Hello 998 01:11:01,955 --> 01:11:03,874 K! We've found your brother 999 01:11:03,875 --> 01:11:05,420 He is having trouble breathing. 1000 01:11:05,540 --> 01:11:06,860 We've put him on a ventilator... 1001 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,860 How are feeling, J? 1002 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:22,848 Go Away ! 1003 01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:26,520 What's happened to him? 1004 01:11:29,140 --> 01:11:30,040 Lets go 1005 01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:33,340 Lets go 1006 01:11:34,780 --> 01:11:36,700 And don't ever try doing it again... 1007 01:11:47,540 --> 01:11:48,520 I know the little girl... 1008 01:11:49,075 --> 01:11:50,514 Yeah, It happens! 1009 01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:52,540 It happened to me too! Lets go! 1010 01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:57,780 "On 1st April 2000, this Ventilator Room was ... 1011 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:01,780 ... started with the help of Kalkatta Carpets" 1012 01:12:01,900 --> 01:12:04,940 "Inaugarated by the gracious hands of Shri Baba Bengali from Sialdah" 1013 01:12:05,340 --> 01:12:07,140 From today this office is a no smoking zone. 1014 01:12:07,660 --> 01:12:09,300 Plaster the whole damn place with "No Smoking" signs. 1015 01:12:10,980 --> 01:12:13,139 Get rid of every last ashtray... 1016 01:12:13,140 --> 01:12:15,260 The balcony will be a strict no smoking zone... 1017 01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:17,220 ... so the lunch area, - So the bathroom, 1018 01:12:17,460 --> 01:12:19,120 ... not inside nor outside. 1019 01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:21,500 And if someone wants to smoke? 1020 01:12:22,300 --> 01:12:24,420 Then he can leave the job... 1021 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:28,840 But why sir? 1022 01:12:29,411 --> 01:12:30,751 Because I can't smoke 1023 01:12:35,740 --> 01:12:37,360 So you won't let anyone else either? 1024 01:12:38,376 --> 01:12:39,144 Nope! 1025 01:12:41,042 --> 01:12:42,394 Bad sign, I am with you. 1026 01:12:54,420 --> 01:12:58,020 "Hey, I want to tell you about this thing.. " 1027 01:12:59,100 --> 01:13:01,540 "This stick called the cigarette.. " 1028 01:13:04,442 --> 01:13:09,962 "Yes, it is a thirst.. " 1029 01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:11,659 "It is a thirst.. " 1030 01:13:11,660 --> 01:13:14,620 "No reason to burn" 1031 01:13:14,860 --> 01:13:18,140 "It is a thirst.. " 1032 01:13:18,300 --> 01:13:25,179 "The evening's bled" 1033 01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:32,020 "In a haze of red" 1034 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:52,900 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" Yeah. 1035 01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:55,580 "Smoking.. " 1036 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:13,780 "I walk on fire, turn into smoke and yearn" 1037 01:14:26,540 --> 01:14:34,060 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" 1038 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:40,740 Darling, I am going to the bathroom. 1039 01:14:47,020 --> 01:14:50,059 "Hear someone scratch" 1040 01:14:50,060 --> 01:14:53,660 "A lonely match" 1041 01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:59,860 "Hear someone scratch" 1042 01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:03,020 "A lonely match" 1043 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:06,859 "The sky is ablaze" 1044 01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:11,499 "In a twilight daze" 1045 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:15,140 "Embers inside me churn" 1046 01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:20,780 "I turn into smoke and slowly burn" 1047 01:15:46,900 --> 01:15:51,820 "Threads of smoke" 1048 01:15:53,540 --> 01:16:00,099 "Threads of smoke now stitch my breath" 1049 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:08,420 "The smoke slowly coils, A snake on the wind" 1050 01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:11,740 "The evening's bled" 1051 01:16:12,140 --> 01:16:14,540 "The evening's bled" 1052 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:18,540 "In a haze of red" 1053 01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:22,540 "In a haze of red" 1054 01:16:24,940 --> 01:16:27,940 Let it be, I know you don't like me. 1055 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:29,820 "Smoking.. " 1056 01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:31,819 Don't touch me. 1057 01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:33,380 Sorry. 1058 01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:36,180 "Smoking it baby.. " 1059 01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:40,620 "This pungent smoke I inhale, return" 1060 01:16:40,980 --> 01:16:41,899 Annie in the restroom... 1061 01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:44,179 "I turn into smoke and slowly burn" 1062 01:16:44,180 --> 01:16:45,660 Anjali too is in the bathroom. 1063 01:16:46,260 --> 01:16:48,020 Oh, my God. 1064 01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:58,180 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" 1065 01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:12,540 "I walk on fire, turn into smoke and yearn" 1066 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,540 "Light a stick baby.. ". 1067 01:17:18,660 --> 01:17:25,540 "Every time a cigarette is lit, I burn" 1068 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,420 "No smoking.. " 1069 01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:52,259 Hello... - Hey K! Yeah! 1070 01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:53,339 Alex? 1071 01:17:53,340 --> 01:17:55,380 Many greetings? My love... 1072 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:56,739 Where are you calling from? 1073 01:17:56,740 --> 01:17:58,780 Mumbai... - I am back! 1074 01:17:58,940 --> 01:18:00,179 Back with a bang! 1075 01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:02,340 Sorry! - Bong! 1076 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:04,220 Smoke? 1077 01:18:05,300 --> 01:18:06,820 I've quit. 1078 01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:08,380 Don't joke with me!! 1079 01:18:10,980 --> 01:18:11,860 Come On! Smoke! 1080 01:18:14,548 --> 01:18:15,448 Nope... 1081 01:18:16,046 --> 01:18:17,286 You are trying to humor me... 1082 01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:19,917 Do I look like I can? 1083 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:23,780 You've changed! 1084 01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:27,179 But don't worry! 1085 01:18:27,180 --> 01:18:28,340 Coz I'm back. 1086 01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:30,940 And do you know why I am back? 1087 01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:34,100 Sarah, Why am I back? 1088 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:35,700 What? 1089 01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:38,539 Sarah, why am I back? - What? 1090 01:18:38,540 --> 01:18:40,340 Whore! Go back to Cuba! 1091 01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:42,620 From Havana. 1092 01:18:43,340 --> 01:18:45,019 Import from there... 1093 01:18:45,020 --> 01:18:46,180 Sell it here 1094 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:48,019 In-fidel. 1095 01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:49,125 Castrated! 1096 01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,100 In-fidel. 1097 01:18:52,180 --> 01:18:53,340 Castrated!! 1098 01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:56,700 Back there when I ran away to Sir Castro's beautiful Cuba! 1099 01:19:01,260 --> 01:19:05,100 Once there I booked myself in a room in a three star hotel. 1100 01:19:05,260 --> 01:19:07,620 "How lucky can one guy be.. " 1101 01:19:07,940 --> 01:19:10,459 "I kissed her, she kissed me.. " 1102 01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:12,179 First day, I lay down on my bed. 1103 01:19:12,180 --> 01:19:13,619 "Everything all set.. " 1104 01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:15,440 The hotel was a three star... 1105 01:19:15,860 --> 01:19:17,939 ... two of which were shining through my roof... 1106 01:19:17,940 --> 01:19:20,539 I stood up on the bed. 1107 01:19:20,540 --> 01:19:22,460 And stuck a finger each in both the holes 1108 01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:24,380 My fingers weren't thick enough 1109 01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:25,780 I looked down. 1110 01:19:26,540 --> 01:19:28,340 Saw two cigars in an ashtray 1111 01:19:28,860 --> 01:19:30,540 I picked them up and shoved them into the holes... 1112 01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:33,260 Then I got into the cigar business! 1113 01:19:33,780 --> 01:19:35,240 But soon enough, Smoking was banned! 1114 01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:37,760 What do I do now? I was wondering when... 1115 01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:40,780 Sarah said "Let's go to India!" 1116 01:19:40,940 --> 01:19:42,180 But I was lost! 1117 01:19:42,380 --> 01:19:44,020 What would I do in India? 1118 01:19:44,380 --> 01:19:45,539 I swear 1119 01:19:45,540 --> 01:19:49,260 I had no idea my fate matched Newton's 1120 01:19:50,340 --> 01:19:53,180 The cigar from one of the holes fell on my head 1121 01:19:54,308 --> 01:19:55,428 And I thought... 1122 01:19:58,540 --> 01:20:00,539 What I used to do in Cuba... 1123 01:20:00,540 --> 01:20:02,339 Why not do that in India! 1124 01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:05,340 Now every Indian can have the opportunity to blow on... 1125 01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:07,700 ... a In-fidel.. that's castrated... 1126 01:20:07,860 --> 01:20:09,180 With the spelling mistake. 1127 01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:15,380 And now ladies and gentleman and friends! 1128 01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,259 There is a man 1129 01:20:17,260 --> 01:20:20,380 The man that made me smell my first cigar. - Let's go! 1130 01:20:20,540 --> 01:20:22,259 K! Ladies and Gentlemen! 1131 01:20:22,260 --> 01:20:23,860 My dear friend, K! 1132 01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:25,020 Just K! 1133 01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:26,539 K for klinton guys! 1134 01:20:26,540 --> 01:20:28,859 The true blue cigar aficionado! 1135 01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:30,459 Hey K! - Great! 1136 01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:32,100 Come On! Let's have K! 1137 01:20:32,620 --> 01:20:33,620 Come On! 1138 01:20:35,020 --> 01:20:36,340 Come K! 1139 01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:42,260 I'll only unwrap it. 1140 01:20:42,780 --> 01:20:43,740 Not light it 1141 01:20:44,700 --> 01:20:46,260 I don't smoke anymore. 1142 01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:49,340 Why? - Why! 1143 01:20:55,260 --> 01:20:56,120 Search me... 1144 01:20:57,620 --> 01:20:58,754 Will only unwrap it. 1145 01:20:58,755 --> 01:21:00,180 Hey! Come on! Let's have it! 1146 01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:04,100 Ladies and gentlemen... 1147 01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:06,539 In-fidel castrated! 1148 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:07,940 With a correct spelling! 1149 01:21:09,340 --> 01:21:10,780 Here - Just touch it to your lips! 1150 01:21:11,260 --> 01:21:12,339 No man! 1151 01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:14,245 Don't light it. Just put it in your mouth. 1152 01:21:15,995 --> 01:21:17,234 I'm telling you.. NO! 1153 01:21:17,235 --> 01:21:19,460 Come on! - K! Come on! 1154 01:21:19,620 --> 01:21:20,939 Come On! Let's have a smoke! 1155 01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:22,100 What are you doing Alex!! 1156 01:21:22,260 --> 01:21:23,620 Come On! Let's have a smoke! 1157 01:21:25,540 --> 01:21:27,340 Heh! Let's have a smoke! 1158 01:21:27,540 --> 01:21:34,780 Hhaapppy biirrthhhday ttooo yyouu!! 1159 01:21:35,460 --> 01:21:43,180 Hhaapppy biirrthhhday ttooo yyouu!! 1160 01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:50,620 Hhaapppy biirrthhhday ttooo yyouu!! 1161 01:22:02,100 --> 01:22:02,960 I didn't do it! 1162 01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:04,240 Didn't do what? 1163 01:22:04,463 --> 01:22:05,783 I didn't do it! 1164 01:22:06,460 --> 01:22:07,940 Exactly what did you not do? 1165 01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:11,620 Who is speaking? - What did you not do? 1166 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,100 Who is speaking? 1167 01:22:14,022 --> 01:22:15,262 ACP Birsa Das Gupta 1168 01:22:15,508 --> 01:22:16,508 From your residence 1169 01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:18,100 Your wife called us 1170 01:22:18,260 --> 01:22:20,779 When we got here everything was tossed about... 1171 01:22:20,780 --> 01:22:25,779 ... the walls are splattered with blood and your wife is missing! 1172 01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:27,339 My wife is with me 1173 01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:28,539 Anjali is right here. 1174 01:22:28,540 --> 01:22:30,179 Why would she call you over? 1175 01:22:30,180 --> 01:22:31,460 Are you in the right house? 1176 01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,620 Your wife is with you? 1177 01:22:33,260 --> 01:22:34,780 Anjali is with me. 1178 01:22:34,940 --> 01:22:36,179 Can I speak to her? 1179 01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:39,779 "No shawl. No pillow. The wind is to cold." 1180 01:22:39,780 --> 01:22:41,940 Sir! - I am looking for her! 1181 01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:45,620 Anjali! 1182 01:22:46,780 --> 01:22:48,020 Anjali! 1183 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:51,540 I am coming home 1184 01:22:56,860 --> 01:22:58,540 Relax! - Relax! 1185 01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:00,460 Mr.. ? - K! 1186 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:02,700 K what? - Just K 1187 01:23:04,292 --> 01:23:05,732 What happened here? 1188 01:23:05,957 --> 01:23:07,117 That's what we're trying to find out! 1189 01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:10,019 Your wife? 1190 01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:12,260 She's disappeared? - She was with you? 1191 01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:15,380 Yes, she was with me and now she is not, she is disappeared. 1192 01:23:16,380 --> 01:23:18,260 There are too many strange things going on around me, do you know? 1193 01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:22,700 Can I see what is going on, upstairs? 1194 01:23:24,260 --> 01:23:26,100 This is my home, You know! 1195 01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:32,020 You continue. 1196 01:23:53,940 --> 01:23:54,900 Do you have anything to say? 1197 01:23:55,340 --> 01:23:56,240 Yes! 1198 01:23:57,260 --> 01:23:59,020 I know who has done it? - Who? 1199 01:23:59,371 --> 01:24:00,234 Baba Bengali! 1200 01:24:00,235 --> 01:24:01,019 Who Baba Bengali? 1201 01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:04,100 That rascal omnipresent Baba Bengali 1202 01:24:04,860 --> 01:24:07,259 Sewer Rat! Hitler's bastard child! 1203 01:24:07,260 --> 01:24:08,420 That genetic mistake... 1204 01:24:08,700 --> 01:24:10,400 ... who runs The Laboratory! - Laboratory? 1205 01:24:13,620 --> 01:24:14,620 Why are you smoking a cigar? 1206 01:24:15,780 --> 01:24:16,620 Coz I like it! 1207 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:18,740 Who sent you here? 1208 01:24:19,460 --> 01:24:20,500 What is this Laboratory? 1209 01:24:32,940 --> 01:24:33,960 I'll call him. 1210 01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:43,299 Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory 1211 01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:44,445 How can I help you? 1212 01:24:44,620 --> 01:24:46,100 Get Baba Bengali on the line. 1213 01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:47,340 You would be Mr.. ? 1214 01:24:47,460 --> 01:24:49,259 K.. from Bombay... - Yes sir! 1215 01:24:49,260 --> 01:24:50,459 Greetings! 1216 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:52,723 Madam was just brought in a while ago... 1217 01:24:52,860 --> 01:24:54,260 She's with Guruji in the Morgue... 1218 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:55,460 I'll get him on the line 1219 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:00,260 Guruji! Its K 1220 01:25:03,380 --> 01:25:04,363 Yeah K 1221 01:25:04,582 --> 01:25:05,939 Why did you pick Anjali up? 1222 01:25:05,940 --> 01:25:07,620 You're forgetting the rules son... 1223 01:25:07,940 --> 01:25:08,620 What rules? 1224 01:25:10,020 --> 01:25:11,100 I didn't even puff at it... 1225 01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:12,959 Now what qualifies as a puff and what doesn't... 1226 01:25:12,960 --> 01:25:15,619 ... aren't we the ones to decide that? 1227 01:25:15,620 --> 01:25:18,019 First things first... - I did not smoke! 1228 01:25:18,020 --> 01:25:20,100 Alex forced that thing into my mouth! 1229 01:25:20,340 --> 01:25:23,259 You shouldn't have gone to the party.. and... 1230 01:25:23,260 --> 01:25:26,259 ... if in your eyes that amounts to smoking it... 1231 01:25:26,260 --> 01:25:29,939 ... then you should have taken my fingers not my wife.. . 1232 01:25:29,940 --> 01:25:32,000 ... when I smoke my third cigarette... 1233 01:25:32,395 --> 01:25:35,234 Your fingers were being held by someone else. 1234 01:25:35,235 --> 01:25:37,460 Exactly! 1235 01:25:37,675 --> 01:25:40,234 I was forced to put it in my mouth... 1236 01:25:40,235 --> 01:25:42,459 It was shoved into my mouth! 1237 01:25:42,460 --> 01:25:45,179 But I spat it out before it was lit! 1238 01:25:45,180 --> 01:25:46,619 After it was lit! 1239 01:25:46,620 --> 01:25:47,779 Before it was lit! 1240 01:25:47,780 --> 01:25:49,100 After it was lit 1241 01:25:49,260 --> 01:25:50,539 Subsequent to it being lit! 1242 01:25:50,540 --> 01:25:51,779 Call the third umpire! 1243 01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:53,699 I am the sole umpire in this game 1244 01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:55,099 Be it the first or the second! 1245 01:25:55,100 --> 01:25:56,459 Either way, I'm the one who gets to raise the finger... 1246 01:25:56,460 --> 01:25:57,475 Check it again 1247 01:25:57,860 --> 01:26:01,620 Ok. No harm in checking. 1248 01:26:02,780 --> 01:26:03,820 What is going on? 1249 01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:05,480 They are checking 1250 01:26:05,940 --> 01:26:06,980 What are they checking? 1251 01:26:08,180 --> 01:26:09,040 It's complicated! 1252 01:26:16,100 --> 01:26:17,140 Forward it 1253 01:26:17,940 --> 01:26:19,339 Idiot! A little more! 1254 01:26:19,340 --> 01:26:20,780 That's it! Stop. 1255 01:26:25,340 --> 01:26:26,320 Guruji! 1256 01:26:30,860 --> 01:26:31,840 What's the result? 1257 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:33,260 He's telling the truth! 1258 01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:35,660 What! 1259 01:26:36,340 --> 01:26:37,699 The cigar had left his mouth when... 1260 01:26:37,700 --> 01:26:39,725 Heard you the first time! I'm not deaf!! 1261 01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:43,180 His telling the truth means 1262 01:26:43,700 --> 01:26:45,280 We made the mistake? 1263 01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:47,594 Take him away! 1264 01:26:47,595 --> 01:26:51,259 Guruji! Please! Forgive me! 1265 01:26:51,260 --> 01:26:53,565 I messed up! I'm sorry 1266 01:26:56,020 --> 01:26:57,460 Listen K... 1267 01:26:58,860 --> 01:27:02,099 It was a tough call! After all 1268 01:27:02,100 --> 01:27:05,100 Chaurasia is a little bit of a man 1269 01:27:05,540 --> 01:27:08,620 Such people always make little mistakes... 1270 01:27:09,340 --> 01:27:13,259 But the benefit of doubt in all likelihood must come to me 1271 01:27:13,260 --> 01:27:14,699 You can't do this! 1272 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,860 One can't escape the inevitable 1273 01:27:17,020 --> 01:27:18,179 Let Anjali go! 1274 01:27:18,180 --> 01:27:19,939 She's gone! I've sent her away! 1275 01:27:19,940 --> 01:27:22,260 The body has already been examined... 1276 01:27:23,180 --> 01:27:25,540 The Postmortem is finished! 1277 01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:27,260 The End - But... 1278 01:27:27,780 --> 01:27:30,259 ... you still owe me that one rupee! 1279 01:27:30,260 --> 01:27:33,339 She is killed by you, but the cops are here to arrest me! 1280 01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:34,619 I've lost everything! 1281 01:27:34,620 --> 01:27:36,259 But all you fucking want is your bloody rupee... 1282 01:27:36,260 --> 01:27:39,260 Say whatever you will, I've wronged you 1283 01:27:40,020 --> 01:27:41,160 Explain it to them... 1284 01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,040 Hello 1285 01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:47,960 Hello! 1286 01:27:51,246 --> 01:27:52,146 What is wrong? 1287 01:27:52,358 --> 01:27:54,020 Who were you talking to? - Guruji! 1288 01:27:55,940 --> 01:27:56,811 Alex! 1289 01:28:00,100 --> 01:28:01,040 Not Alex 1290 01:28:01,620 --> 01:28:02,680 Guruji! 1291 01:28:07,340 --> 01:28:08,420 Where'd he go? 1292 01:28:10,780 --> 01:28:12,240 I spoke to him in front of you. 1293 01:28:14,380 --> 01:28:15,660 What are you looking at? 1294 01:28:16,940 --> 01:28:18,740 I called him in front of you! 1295 01:28:19,260 --> 01:28:20,360 I'll dial again 1296 01:28:23,940 --> 01:28:27,099 Please check the number you've dialed. 1297 01:28:27,100 --> 01:28:28,343 How can it be? 1298 01:28:28,780 --> 01:28:31,019 That Hitler spawned son of a bitch, Guruji! 1299 01:28:31,020 --> 01:28:32,460 It's ok Mr. Just K. 1300 01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:34,020 You will have to come with us 1301 01:28:34,620 --> 01:28:36,594 Do I look like I have a morbid sense of humour? 1302 01:28:36,595 --> 01:28:37,619 Come with us 1303 01:28:37,620 --> 01:28:39,540 Wait, I can prove it! 1304 01:28:40,100 --> 01:28:41,140 I can prove it! 1305 01:28:46,905 --> 01:28:49,540 I love that, my friend. 1306 01:28:50,846 --> 01:28:51,846 Hello. - Abbas! 1307 01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:56,339 Where are you? - Got the bad news friend - My condolences! 1308 01:28:56,340 --> 01:28:57,218 What news! 1309 01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,015 How did you know? 1310 01:28:59,620 --> 01:29:03,179 From the bulletin. He's sitting right across... 1311 01:29:03,180 --> 01:29:05,202 Please can you come over! - Tell them! 1312 01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:07,515 Nobody here believes me! 1313 01:29:07,940 --> 01:29:08,936 You want me to come over? 1314 01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:12,440 Alright! I am coming... 1315 01:29:14,100 --> 01:29:15,680 He is coming! - Who is coming? 1316 01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:18,140 My friend... 1317 01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:21,940 He had even lost his two fingers after he went to Guruji... 1318 01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:23,220 Who is this guru-ji? 1319 01:29:25,620 --> 01:29:26,520 You know 1320 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:28,440 I used to smoke a lot 1321 01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:31,180 And you feel the need to relinquish the cigarette. 1322 01:29:31,340 --> 01:29:32,780 Yes. 1323 01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:34,260 Consider it done 1324 01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:39,100 Thank you for coming Abbas... 1325 01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:41,539 Tell them about The Laboratory! 1326 01:29:41,540 --> 01:29:43,099 What? - Tell them! 1327 01:29:43,100 --> 01:29:44,339 Tell them what? 1328 01:29:44,340 --> 01:29:45,619 About Baba Bengali? 1329 01:29:45,620 --> 01:29:46,980 Who Baba Bengali? 1330 01:29:47,680 --> 01:29:48,365 Abbas! 1331 01:29:48,366 --> 01:29:50,231 I don't know what you're talking about 1332 01:29:50,540 --> 01:29:52,019 You got me into this mess! 1333 01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,340 You got me into this bloody mess! 1334 01:29:55,380 --> 01:29:56,459 Show me the gloves! 1335 01:29:56,460 --> 01:29:57,620 What gloves? 1336 01:29:58,100 --> 01:29:59,414 Show me your fingers? 1337 01:29:59,415 --> 01:30:01,019 K.. What are you doing? - K.. K stop it... 1338 01:30:01,020 --> 01:30:02,619 You are sick. 1339 01:30:02,620 --> 01:30:04,260 Show me your fingers? - K.. K stop it... 1340 01:30:04,540 --> 01:30:05,514 K.. K stop it... 1341 01:30:05,515 --> 01:30:07,339 Here!! Have a good long look. ok!!! 1342 01:30:07,340 --> 01:30:08,637 Here! 1343 01:30:08,860 --> 01:30:10,260 Ok!! 1344 01:30:10,860 --> 01:30:12,099 What are you doing to me? 1345 01:30:12,100 --> 01:30:14,539 What am I doing? K ? 1346 01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:15,779 What am I doing? K? 1347 01:30:15,780 --> 01:30:17,460 Keep your mouth shut, 1348 01:30:17,620 --> 01:30:18,939 Don't utter a single word. 1349 01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:20,019 Or your life will turn into hell. 1350 01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:22,100 You won't be able to understand what is going on. 1351 01:30:22,758 --> 01:30:23,539 Take care, K! 1352 01:30:23,540 --> 01:30:24,620 Take care of yourself! 1353 01:30:24,940 --> 01:30:26,020 Ok! 1354 01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:28,240 Bye! 1355 01:30:40,540 --> 01:30:41,939 "Kalkatta Carpets" 1356 01:30:41,940 --> 01:30:43,099 Please STOP him Sir! 1357 01:30:43,100 --> 01:30:44,804 I'm telling you there's nothing down there! 1358 01:30:44,805 --> 01:30:45,964 I've been working here the past 20 years! 1359 01:30:45,965 --> 01:30:47,430 I am telling you, there is a stairway right below this... 1360 01:30:48,340 --> 01:30:50,260 ... that opens out into some Dharavi type slum 1361 01:30:50,460 --> 01:30:51,920 Right inside a veiled woman's house. 1362 01:31:06,780 --> 01:31:07,800 Awake? 1363 01:31:13,180 --> 01:31:14,520 You are the one who've passed out... 1364 01:31:22,620 --> 01:31:24,180 You want proof? 1365 01:31:27,340 --> 01:31:28,420 Where is my phone? 1366 01:31:30,260 --> 01:31:31,700 And a cigarette 1367 01:31:31,860 --> 01:31:33,320 Why don't I get a Black Label along with it! 1368 01:31:34,540 --> 01:31:36,099 This is the only way 1369 01:31:36,100 --> 01:31:38,260 I am still in the program. 1370 01:31:38,460 --> 01:31:41,020 I'll light up and that phone will ring. 1371 01:31:48,020 --> 01:31:51,340 I'll light this cigarette and my phone will ring. 1372 01:31:51,540 --> 01:31:54,620 And someone will say that my brother's disappeared. 1373 01:31:55,620 --> 01:31:57,860 "Take that drag" 1374 01:31:58,020 --> 01:31:59,860 "Take that drag" 1375 01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:01,860 "Take that drag" 1376 01:32:02,020 --> 01:32:04,780 "Take that drag" 1377 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:09,020 "Take that drag" 1378 01:32:09,340 --> 01:32:12,260 "Take that drag" 1379 01:32:13,460 --> 01:32:20,700 "Take that drag" 1380 01:32:22,540 --> 01:32:26,620 "Take that drag of life" 1381 01:32:26,940 --> 01:32:32,020 "Blow away your strife" 1382 01:32:33,620 --> 01:32:37,460 "This world don't seem like much" 1383 01:32:37,860 --> 01:32:42,099 "Like a bubble to the touch" 1384 01:32:42,100 --> 01:32:46,226 "Why tip-toe on a bubble frail" 1385 01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:49,619 "On flowing water, flowing sail" 1386 01:32:49,620 --> 01:32:59,100 "Take that drag" 1387 01:33:03,100 --> 01:33:06,340 "Solitude's a choked fire" 1388 01:33:07,460 --> 01:33:12,100 "Prodded, poked, sleepless, stoked" 1389 01:33:13,860 --> 01:33:17,780 "Flickers invoke desire" 1390 01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:22,540 "Bunches red, of embers near-dead" 1391 01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:28,539 "Lit like fireflies in the darkest cracks" 1392 01:33:28,540 --> 01:33:32,859 "Like burning eyes placed on cinder stacks" 1393 01:33:32,860 --> 01:33:37,019 "It's a two-bit blaze for a world of smoking'" 1394 01:33:37,020 --> 01:33:41,260 "Its two worlds' smoke for a life unspoken" 1395 01:33:43,380 --> 01:33:47,539 "This world don't seem like much" 1396 01:33:47,540 --> 01:33:51,699 "Like a bubble to the touch" 1397 01:33:51,700 --> 01:33:56,008 "Why tip-toe on a bubble frail" 1398 01:33:56,100 --> 01:33:59,459 "On flowing water, flowing sail" 1399 01:33:59,460 --> 01:34:06,460 "Take that drag" 1400 01:34:07,620 --> 01:34:08,380 Hello? 1401 01:34:14,860 --> 01:34:15,820 What happened? 1402 01:34:16,380 --> 01:34:17,920 Your brother just killed himself... 1403 01:34:18,540 --> 01:34:20,099 He was murdered... 1404 01:34:20,100 --> 01:34:21,405 ... and it's all your fault 1405 01:34:22,620 --> 01:34:23,939 You are a co-accused 1406 01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:25,099 We are sorry 1407 01:34:25,100 --> 01:34:26,379 No. No. 1408 01:34:26,380 --> 01:34:27,859 Don't just be sorry! 1409 01:34:27,860 --> 01:34:29,380 You didn't believe me! 1410 01:34:29,540 --> 01:34:32,379 He committed suicide because I smoked a cigarette. 1411 01:34:32,380 --> 01:34:35,380 And you were the one who forced me to smoke a cigarette. - Hello. 1412 01:34:37,618 --> 01:34:38,399 Bye. 1413 01:34:46,780 --> 01:34:49,200 Your brother left a note... 1414 01:34:49,780 --> 01:34:51,360 In which he holds you 1415 01:34:51,460 --> 01:34:53,840 responsible for his non-existent lung 1416 01:34:54,020 --> 01:34:56,260 He blames you and your smoking... 1417 01:34:57,300 --> 01:34:58,859 He blames me... 1418 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:00,539 He can't even write a word of Hindi 1419 01:35:00,540 --> 01:35:02,019 He lived in Germany. 1420 01:35:02,020 --> 01:35:04,180 He speaks German! He writes German! 1421 01:35:06,258 --> 01:35:07,860 How do you communicate with him? 1422 01:35:08,133 --> 01:35:09,179 Rather did? - What? 1423 01:35:09,180 --> 01:35:11,459 How did you communicate with him ? 1424 01:35:11,460 --> 01:35:14,699 What! - How did you talk to him? 1425 01:35:14,700 --> 01:35:17,820 My mother worked in the Embassy as an Interpreter... 1426 01:35:19,505 --> 01:35:20,365 Still does... 1427 01:35:29,180 --> 01:35:30,259 I must say... 1428 01:35:30,260 --> 01:35:31,605 He's fooling around ! 1429 01:35:32,843 --> 01:35:34,133 Let's take him into custody 1430 01:35:35,291 --> 01:35:38,571 He'll be singing loud and clear in four hours flat... 1431 01:35:41,447 --> 01:35:42,493 Okay. 1432 01:35:51,940 --> 01:35:53,020 Let's go. 1433 01:35:57,780 --> 01:35:59,099 This place is full of water. 1434 01:35:59,100 --> 01:36:01,380 If it won't flood in Bombay where would it flood... 1435 01:36:01,540 --> 01:36:02,700 Rajasthan!!! 1436 01:36:03,940 --> 01:36:05,100 Hello! 1437 01:36:05,780 --> 01:36:07,260 This place is flooded! 1438 01:36:07,380 --> 01:36:08,780 You swim? 1439 01:36:11,504 --> 01:36:12,664 Hello! 1440 01:36:12,875 --> 01:36:14,354 Can you hear me? 1441 01:36:14,355 --> 01:36:16,540 Somebody get me out of here! 1442 01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:18,930 Is anybody here? 1443 01:36:43,260 --> 01:36:44,699 Keep your mouth shut, 1444 01:36:44,700 --> 01:36:47,354 he'll turn your life into a living nightmare... 1445 01:36:47,355 --> 01:36:48,779 You won't know the difference... 1446 01:36:48,780 --> 01:36:51,766 ... between when you are living and when you are dreaming? 1447 01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:56,860 "In this jaundiced jungle, flows a river of smoke" 1448 01:37:58,180 --> 01:38:04,460 "In this jaundiced jungle, flows a river of smoke" 1449 01:38:11,915 --> 01:38:13,834 The last minute of the passing year and... 1450 01:38:13,835 --> 01:38:15,879 ... the next minute of the coming year... 1451 01:38:15,880 --> 01:38:17,459 ... is called as the 0 minute. 1452 01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:19,779 And each year for the people under the program is a designated... 1453 01:38:19,780 --> 01:38:22,154 place where you can smoke depending on which country you are in. 1454 01:38:22,155 --> 01:38:24,699 "Everything is smoky." 1455 01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:28,700 "The leaves are all numb." 1456 01:38:30,540 --> 01:38:33,699 "I'm becoming restless every second." 1457 01:38:33,700 --> 01:38:38,020 "I'm surviving on those leaves." 1458 01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:46,540 "My eyes that spoke, now wisps of smoke, the light gives way to dark" 1459 01:38:49,235 --> 01:38:55,154 "There is nobody around. I am very depressed.. " 1460 01:38:55,155 --> 01:39:00,859 "There is a bit pain left. Now it is habitual.. " 1461 01:39:00,860 --> 01:39:08,620 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1462 01:39:10,860 --> 01:39:33,939 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1463 01:39:33,940 --> 01:39:39,940 "Smoke your life, smoke away your senses" 1464 01:39:40,100 --> 01:39:43,299 "Smoke the weave of your breath-laced offenses" 1465 01:39:43,300 --> 01:39:50,020 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it" 1466 01:39:55,460 --> 01:40:04,860 "This heady high, and the whole world sways" 1467 01:40:07,780 --> 01:40:17,860 "This tongue-less lie will speak anyways" 1468 01:40:20,020 --> 01:40:25,939 "Smoke the word that scorches your lip" 1469 01:40:25,940 --> 01:40:31,700 "Smoke the ash of night to its tip" 1470 01:40:33,180 --> 01:40:39,379 "Smoke away the dark, the night is smoke" 1471 01:40:39,380 --> 01:40:41,379 10.. 9... 1472 01:40:41,380 --> 01:40:43,939 8... - 7... 1473 01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:46,260 6.. 5... 1474 01:40:46,620 --> 01:40:48,460 4.. 3... 1475 01:40:48,940 --> 01:40:50,940 2.. 1... 1476 01:40:51,399 --> 01:40:52,099 And... 1477 01:40:52,100 --> 01:40:55,180 'You have just gone into space-time.' 1478 01:40:55,300 --> 01:41:00,260 You are no longer confined to physical objects... 1479 01:41:00,380 --> 01:41:02,779 ... aspects or surfaces that contain within them. 1480 01:41:02,780 --> 01:41:06,859 You'll now experience the power to identify a change. 1481 01:41:06,860 --> 01:41:09,779 It is a magic sensory feeling that influences... 1482 01:41:09,780 --> 01:41:12,460 ... a minor consequences of your charity. 1483 01:41:13,380 --> 01:41:16,429 You are now in the limits of multiphase. 1484 01:41:16,430 --> 01:41:19,699 But not beyond space, 1485 01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:23,780 A bit strange! 1486 01:41:28,180 --> 01:41:37,540 "When the high has broken, it's shards fall near and far" 1487 01:41:40,260 --> 01:41:48,780 "We pick the bits, collect our wits, what smoky fools we are" 1488 01:42:06,460 --> 01:42:08,259 Hello? - K! 1489 01:42:08,260 --> 01:42:09,379 Anjali? 1490 01:42:09,380 --> 01:42:10,484 Where are you ? 1491 01:42:10,485 --> 01:42:12,430 You're alive! - What do you mean alive? 1492 01:42:15,780 --> 01:42:17,259 I'm dreaming again... 1493 01:42:17,260 --> 01:42:18,700 Why did you ask me if I was alive? 1494 01:42:23,540 --> 01:42:24,540 K! 1495 01:42:24,668 --> 01:42:26,068 Why you doubt i am alive... 1496 01:42:26,860 --> 01:42:28,779 Do you remember that recurring dream I used to have, 1497 01:42:28,780 --> 01:42:31,099 every time I fell asleep in the bathtub! I found myself in the... 1498 01:42:31,100 --> 01:42:32,379 What are you talking about? 1499 01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:33,539 My dream! 1500 01:42:33,540 --> 01:42:34,699 My dream. 1501 01:42:34,700 --> 01:42:36,859 Where are you? - How did you call me here? 1502 01:42:36,860 --> 01:42:38,260 I got the number from your office 1503 01:42:38,380 --> 01:42:39,940 How? - K! 1504 01:42:40,180 --> 01:42:41,459 I'm your wife! 1505 01:42:41,460 --> 01:42:42,699 I'm your secretary! 1506 01:42:42,700 --> 01:42:43,859 Remember ! 1507 01:42:43,860 --> 01:42:47,633 You didn't want anyone at the office to know that I was your wife too 1508 01:42:47,780 --> 01:42:49,460 You liked that they gossiped about us 1509 01:42:49,836 --> 01:42:51,460 What nonsense! 1510 01:42:51,660 --> 01:42:53,299 My secretary got married! 1511 01:42:53,300 --> 01:42:54,659 To you K! 1512 01:42:54,660 --> 01:42:56,059 K please! - What's happened to you? 1513 01:42:56,060 --> 01:42:57,820 I think I'm having a nightmare 1514 01:42:58,580 --> 01:42:59,820 I need a cigarette! 1515 01:42:59,980 --> 01:43:01,139 I can't take this anymore 1516 01:43:01,140 --> 01:43:03,139 I would rather that Guruji kill me... 1517 01:43:03,140 --> 01:43:04,500 If I smoke... 1518 01:43:04,660 --> 01:43:05,980 he'll kill me. 1519 01:43:06,420 --> 01:43:08,820 He'll kill me if I so much as light it 1520 01:43:08,980 --> 01:43:10,380 I'll call you back! 1521 01:43:24,060 --> 01:43:25,040 Cigarette? 1522 01:43:25,133 --> 01:43:26,820 No! - Close it! 1523 01:43:40,380 --> 01:43:42,300 Open it, rascal. 1524 01:43:55,300 --> 01:43:57,660 Shoot me... 1525 01:43:57,820 --> 01:43:59,219 Shoot me... 1526 01:43:59,220 --> 01:44:00,659 Or give me a cigarette... 1527 01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:01,980 Give me a cigarette... 1528 01:44:03,060 --> 01:44:05,579 Give me a cigarette.. ... 1529 01:44:05,580 --> 01:44:07,499 Give me a cigarette, I wanna smoke... 1530 01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:08,899 Where are you taking me? 1531 01:44:08,900 --> 01:44:10,739 Please kill me, you fatso! 1532 01:44:10,740 --> 01:44:13,140 Kill me! 1533 01:44:26,740 --> 01:44:29,140 And what's the bathtub doing in the middle of the snow desert... 1534 01:44:29,740 --> 01:44:30,680 I don't know... 1535 01:44:31,455 --> 01:44:35,095 Next time try jumping in it, instead... 1536 01:44:35,380 --> 01:44:37,060 you might find another way... 1537 01:44:58,380 --> 01:44:59,820 Stop! 1538 01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:05,740 Hey! I'm telling you! Stop! 1539 01:45:05,980 --> 01:45:07,820 Stop! I'll shoot 1540 01:45:28,380 --> 01:45:29,500 Whaaaaat... 1541 01:46:21,140 --> 01:46:24,660 I was supposed to wake up in my bathtub. Why am I here? 1542 01:46:25,535 --> 01:46:26,835 He emerged from a cupboard. 1543 01:46:28,060 --> 01:46:29,180 And he from a elmira... 1544 01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:32,960 I always emerge from under the bed 1545 01:46:34,900 --> 01:46:36,979 They said they'd bathe us today 1546 01:46:36,980 --> 01:46:40,720 C'mon, let's go.. It's not him.. Let's go... 1547 01:47:19,852 --> 01:47:21,012 Your body... 1548 01:47:22,286 --> 01:47:23,806 He can't see you... 1549 01:47:32,660 --> 01:47:36,900 If you want, you can speak to him over the phone 1550 01:47:37,852 --> 01:47:41,012 All you need is a one rupee coin... 1551 01:47:48,820 --> 01:47:50,900 You forgot to give them the rupee, didn't you ? 1552 01:47:52,900 --> 01:47:53,796 So did I? 1553 01:48:06,169 --> 01:48:07,077 K! 1554 01:48:20,580 --> 01:48:22,499 He says there's no problem now 1555 01:48:22,500 --> 01:48:23,460 Everything is fine! 1556 01:48:24,300 --> 01:48:26,140 It'll all come back to you slowly 1557 01:48:30,740 --> 01:48:32,820 I felt as though someone was calling out to me. 1558 01:48:32,980 --> 01:48:35,380 That was your voice... 1559 01:48:36,420 --> 01:48:38,060 your inner self, 1560 01:48:38,380 --> 01:48:39,580 Your soul. 1561 01:48:39,820 --> 01:48:40,860 Soul! 1562 01:48:41,902 --> 01:48:42,702 Smoke? 1563 01:48:57,380 --> 01:48:58,500 Soul... 1564 01:48:59,333 --> 01:49:00,853 The inner soul... 1565 01:49:01,140 --> 01:49:04,380 ... is often frivolous, debauch, indulgent... 1566 01:49:05,140 --> 01:49:09,300 ... but with a strong mind you can control it... 1567 01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:12,034 ... but if you are inherently weak then my son, 1568 01:49:12,035 --> 01:49:17,900 ... the wandering soul has to be released, let go... 1569 01:49:18,220 --> 01:49:19,560 Time for the bath. 1570 01:49:32,220 --> 01:49:36,139 The new guy. - What's the matter? 1571 01:49:36,140 --> 01:49:37,899 In the black coat! 1572 01:49:37,900 --> 01:49:40,375 Even he is going to be ruined. 1573 01:49:41,380 --> 01:49:42,577 Who are these people? 1574 01:49:44,500 --> 01:49:46,749 Why are they staring at me? - He is also came in! 1575 01:49:47,060 --> 01:49:48,300 Come with me. 1576 01:49:48,420 --> 01:49:49,202 Hello! 1577 01:49:49,345 --> 01:49:51,065 I'm asking you! Madam! 1578 01:49:51,380 --> 01:49:53,140 Move away from the windows! 1579 01:49:53,660 --> 01:49:55,659 Away from the windows! 1580 01:49:55,660 --> 01:50:00,060 Those who have made the full payment need not take the bath. 1581 01:50:00,500 --> 01:50:03,220 The rest please stand in a queue. 1582 01:50:09,395 --> 01:50:10,474 This bed... 1583 01:50:10,475 --> 01:50:12,219 Don't know where it came from? 1584 01:50:12,220 --> 01:50:13,660 This is my bed. 1585 01:50:15,580 --> 01:50:17,979 This is my table. - So, it is obvious that this chair belongs to you. 1586 01:50:17,980 --> 01:50:19,140 No, only the table. 1587 01:50:19,300 --> 01:50:21,060 Yes. 1588 01:50:21,220 --> 01:50:22,660 I was here. 1589 01:50:22,872 --> 01:50:23,872 That's my name! 1590 01:50:24,220 --> 01:50:26,579 Yeah. Even I didn't get it the first time! 1591 01:50:26,580 --> 01:50:28,580 I always came out of the bathtub... 1592 01:50:29,300 --> 01:50:30,500 Me too! 1593 01:50:32,205 --> 01:50:34,105 Don't stop. Keep moving. 1594 01:50:44,500 --> 01:50:46,521 What do we do? 1595 01:50:46,726 --> 01:50:48,045 He's fooling around with us... 1596 01:50:48,046 --> 01:50:50,511 Let's take him into custody. 1597 01:50:50,806 --> 01:50:53,726 He'll be singing in four hours flat... 1598 01:50:56,537 --> 01:50:57,285 Ok. 1599 01:50:57,286 --> 01:50:58,514 This is the same cop! 1600 01:50:58,515 --> 01:51:02,421 Soul-full, the body is divine... Soul-less, its dead... 1601 01:51:06,237 --> 01:51:07,137 Means what? 1602 01:51:24,582 --> 01:51:25,582 Lets go! 1603 01:51:38,500 --> 01:51:44,819 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1604 01:51:44,820 --> 01:51:46,660 In this lab... 1605 01:51:47,917 --> 01:51:50,437 ... its our responsibility... 1606 01:51:50,933 --> 01:51:54,932 to make you kick your extreme... 1607 01:51:54,933 --> 01:52:00,220 ... .craving for the cancer stick... 1608 01:52:00,660 --> 01:52:07,219 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1609 01:52:07,220 --> 01:52:10,660 ... and if we fail to deliver... 1610 01:52:10,980 --> 01:52:13,660 ... then we have no option left... 1611 01:52:14,140 --> 01:52:15,998 ... but to send you down the road no... 1612 01:52:15,999 --> 01:52:19,104 ... Sane person would walk on... 1613 01:52:20,500 --> 01:52:24,319 Because my son, Soul-full the body is divine... 1614 01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:26,479 ... Soul-less its dead... 1615 01:52:26,480 --> 01:52:27,579 The end. 1616 01:52:27,580 --> 01:52:31,219 To all present, kindly reach the common bath in the next two minutes. 1617 01:52:31,220 --> 01:52:33,060 The doors are about to open. 1618 01:52:33,580 --> 01:52:40,140 "This ashtray's slowly filling" 1619 01:52:44,997 --> 01:52:50,317 "Crimson little bits of desire" 1620 01:52:51,580 --> 01:52:57,060 "Slowly spark, relight the fire" 1621 01:52:58,060 --> 01:53:04,820 "This ashtray's slowly filling" 1622 01:53:11,140 --> 01:53:14,139 "Slowly filling.. " 1623 01:53:14,140 --> 01:53:20,380 "The smoke slowly coils" 1624 01:53:22,060 --> 01:53:29,060 "Smoke.. " 1625 01:53:29,220 --> 01:53:36,819 "The smoke slowly coils, a snake on the wind" 1626 01:53:36,820 --> 01:53:38,420 You owe me... 1627 01:53:39,060 --> 01:53:39,980 One rupee? 1628 01:53:41,220 --> 01:53:42,560 That's my fee in cash! 1629 01:53:43,030 --> 01:53:44,034 One rupee? 1630 01:53:44,035 --> 01:53:44,936 Give him! 1631 01:53:49,380 --> 01:53:50,579 No! 1632 01:53:50,580 --> 01:53:51,819 I can only accept it from him 1633 01:53:51,820 --> 01:53:53,045 This is also belongs to him! 1634 01:53:54,061 --> 01:53:55,500 Will a fiver do? 1635 01:53:56,380 --> 01:53:57,660 No that's fine... 1636 01:53:58,140 --> 01:54:01,220 This debt will lay a heavy burden on your soul ! 1637 01:54:04,300 --> 01:54:06,579 Make him bathe... 1638 01:54:06,580 --> 01:54:12,925 "This ashtray's slowly filling" 1639 01:54:23,140 --> 01:54:30,580 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1640 01:54:31,380 --> 01:54:38,580 "With the burnt out stubs of a thousand days" 1641 01:54:40,300 --> 01:54:48,060 "Watch, don't touch it." 1642 01:54:48,980 --> 01:55:01,380 "Those moments scorched by time still smolder" 1643 01:55:02,580 --> 01:55:14,060 "Those moments scorched by time still smolder" 1644 01:55:16,060 --> 01:55:19,580 "You'll burn your fingers" 1645 01:55:19,820 --> 01:55:27,420 "For at last this ashtray's full" 1646 01:57:21,660 --> 01:57:22,780 It's a fool proof program! 1647 01:57:23,655 --> 01:57:24,579 Believe me! 1648 01:57:24,580 --> 01:57:25,905 They made me quit... 1649 01:57:26,500 --> 01:57:27,580 Even Abbas 1650 01:57:28,962 --> 01:57:29,890 At least check it out! 1651 01:57:30,898 --> 01:57:32,738 I can take an appointment for you if you want... 1652 01:57:34,249 --> 01:57:36,329 What inconvenience, man! 1653 01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:39,140 That's what friends are for! 1654 01:57:41,795 --> 01:57:45,279 "We are in a game. I see a party." 1655 01:57:45,280 --> 01:57:48,760 "I want to gate crash but it is not always easy.. " 1656 01:57:49,300 --> 01:57:54,339 "They never seem to be looking in your eyes.. " 1657 01:57:54,340 --> 01:57:59,379 ".. you want to cry, you want to die, but you can't even get by.. " 1658 01:57:59,380 --> 01:58:03,740 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1659 01:58:04,980 --> 01:58:16,300 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1660 01:58:17,420 --> 01:58:29,139 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1661 01:58:29,140 --> 01:58:34,340 "Smoke your life.. " 1662 01:58:34,820 --> 01:58:41,059 "Smoke away your senses.. " 1663 01:58:41,060 --> 01:58:44,219 "Smoke the weave of your breath-laced offenses" 1664 01:58:44,220 --> 01:58:56,140 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1665 01:59:01,980 --> 01:59:12,900 "This heady high, and the whole world sways" 1666 01:59:13,740 --> 01:59:23,220 "This tongue-less lie will speak anyways" 1667 01:59:25,660 --> 01:59:31,740 "Smoke the word that scorches your lip" 1668 01:59:31,900 --> 01:59:37,900 "Smoke the ash of night to its tip" 1669 01:59:38,660 --> 01:59:44,820 "Smoke away the dark, the night is smoke" 1670 01:59:44,980 --> 02:00:02,300 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1671 02:00:02,420 --> 02:00:08,140 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1672 02:00:08,580 --> 02:00:20,660 "When the high has broken, it's shards fall near and far" 1673 02:00:21,900 --> 02:00:31,660 "We pick the bits, collect our wits, what smoky fools we are" 1674 02:00:32,220 --> 02:00:38,219 "Sip by sip, I scald my lip, I drink the dew of bark" 1675 02:00:38,220 --> 02:00:44,900 "My eyes that spoke, now wisps of smoke" 1676 02:00:45,060 --> 02:00:51,420 "Now wisps of smoke" 1677 02:01:00,420 --> 02:01:02,100 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1678 02:01:04,300 --> 02:01:07,920 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it" 1679 02:01:11,679 --> 02:01:13,839 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"